gyg wrote:Sorry, couldn't resist!Normally his auctions pass me by (at least his style makes skipping them easy!)But this is classic - an empty box, but not just that, a random empty box.(And Dave - for pity's sake tidy up your listings - your bullet points begin and end with number 4 - you are a rated power seller - when did royal mail prices go up? - STILL having e-mail trouble??) ** expired/removed eBay auction **(There is probably a case for keyword spamming here, if anyone is interested!)
Afrika Corps wrote:An entertaining thought: just imagine if Cougar was instead in the business of selling soccer jerseys but had the same attitude... Im sure he would be minus several teeth by now from those screwed over customers.. okay maybe im stereotyping soccer fans but its a fun thought..
FormCritic wrote:with a pointy goatee and a raven that sits on his shoulder...possibly wearing a wizard's robe (Cougar in the robe...not the raven).
FormCritic wrote:Where did the idea that Cougrrinard is portly come from?
I picture him as lean and tall...sort of like scarecrow skinny...with a pointy goatee and a raven that sits on his shoulder...possibly wearing a wizard's robe (Cougar in the robe...not the raven).I think he smokes a lot...and drinks very black coffee in frequent and copius doses....but never touches alcohol (anymore...after the "incident"). (Imagine his breath after all that coffee and all those smokes!)
Cougarrinard is the Elric of game collecting.
FormCritic wrote:Where did the idea that Cougrrinard is portly come from?I picture him as lean and tall...sort of like scarecrow skinny...with a pointy goatee and a raven that sits on his shoulder...possibly wearing a wizard's robe (Cougar in the robe...not the raven).I think he smokes a lot...and drinks very black coffee in frequent and copius doses....but never touches alcohol (anymore...after the "incident"). (Imagine his breath after all that coffee and all those smokes!)His computer is up to date, but it sits on a second-hand folding table. There are empty mugs and ashtrays all around it, and the air is heavy with the smell of the incense his girlfriend loves.I picture him as a guy who likes horror movies...but then has nightmares and must have a candle or nightlight lit in his room at all times.I picture the bookshelf behind him as filled with coffee table books of naked or underwear clad women...and that his girlfriend/fiance posts pictures of herself on suicidegirl.com.As a DM, he is authoritarian and likes to fix up elaborate traps for his players.His house has swords and rock posters on the walls...with an old, off-brand Stratocaster in the corner.Yes...I think I've got him....Cougarrinard is the Elric of game collecting.
JohnGaunt wrote:Do not slander the White Wolf in that manner!Da Coug doesn't have the power to bring about the end of the world by blowing the Horn of Fate . . . he may think he does . . .
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gyg wrote:I've said it before, but it's worth repeating - If it hasn't already happened, it's surely only a matter of time before Coug gets his head kicked in by a disgruntled customer!
FormCritic wrote:Can't you imagine the Eternal Champion, trapped on this mundane world, with his runesword (possibly a "Titanium Powersword?") residing under his un-made bed, going totally nuts with boredom and considering any sort of manual labor beneath him?So, he gets into RPG sales because it fills the time and keeps him from having to endure the agony of human contact.He takes up with a jaded Earth woman, whose home he uses as a base for his operation.His command of English is limited because of the difference between the Laws of Syntax on Earth and Melnibone. Also, as the rightful Emperor of Melnibone, he feels that grammar is beneath him.That would explain his continual reliance on status as a judge of who is right and wrong in a dispute. It would also explain his willful nature and tendency to declare that whatever is shipped to him is not good enough.At night, he plays in a rock band at underground British clubs (Titanium Powerchords?"). On occasional weekends, he plays D&D with a group of Goth followers who do not know his true nature, but are in awe of his enormous ego power. ("Titanium Powergamers?")He manipulates online deals simply as a pastime until he gathers the items he needs to break the demon pacts that trap him in this world."Moonglum, tonight I tire of these petty...collectors. I must seek vendetta against them.""So long as the gold flows into our hands, why bother?""Because I am the Emperor of Melnibone and they may not vex me even in ignorance...and because I must gather souls to shatter the bonds that hold me in this place.""So...M-Bags again, is it?""Charge back all of them...and jack up the shipping on that B2."
killjoy32 wrote:hey chummereveryone here is MORE than aware of that little dinky tool Al
Xaxaxe wrote:Sometimes, I think it's only a matter of time before he gets a pounding. He'll rip off a Millwall F.C. fan or something and, a few days later, will end up tasting his own teeth.
sleepyCO wrote:I know Millwall fans are somewhat legendary for trouble, but . . . . . . Nawwww . . . it'll be a Liverpool fan! Just another thing to blame Liverpool "fans" for . . . ------------------------------------------------------------------------------THAT'S IT!!!!! :!: Cougie IS a Liverpool "fan"; how else to explain his "cuss"-tomer service; it reminds me of what a hooligan D&D powerseller would sound/act/write like.