Deadlord39 wrote:Ex-Wife (Tormentus Infinitus)Frequency: Common (in industrialized nations)No. Appearing: 1-4Armor Class: 2Move: 12"Hit Dice: 5% in Lair: 40%Treasure Type: See belowNo. of Attacks: 2Damage/Attack: 1-8/1-8Special Attacks: Bash the ExSpecial Defenses: The Restraining OrderMagic Resistance: StandardIntelligence: Varies (usually Average)Alignment: See BelowSize: 10% S, 40% M, 50% LPsionic Ability: See Below Attack/Defense Modes: Nil/NilUntil recently, the Ex-Wife was a rare, solitary creature who was generally peaceful and non-threatening. The species has evolved, however, into one of the most feared races on Oerth. It flourishes in developed civilizations, protected by law in most societies.The Ex-Wife begins its life cycle as an ordinary human female. At a random juncture, it acquires a mate, and over a period of 1-12 months transforms into a Wife. When a married male/female couple becomes separated by law, the female indergoes a second, immediate transformation into the Ex-Wife. When this occurs, there is a 10% chance that the Ex-Wife retains her former alignment and moves to a different location, usually very far away from the male. 90% of the time, however, a drastic change occurs. The Ex-Wife develops a second psyche, one which dominates every action. This personality is Lawful Evil, and filled with a burning hatred of the partner. No act, however irrational, is above the psyche, as long as it pertains to the partner. She will go to extreme lengths to perform any and all damaging actions against him. In order to pursue this goal, she acquires several abilities which can only be used against the male.Within 1-4 weeks, 90% of Ex-Wives will join with others of their kind. This band of creatures, the Support Group, is a primary source of ideas and thoughts which the Ex-Wife will use in her quest to destroy the male.Immediately after the separation, the Ex-Wife acquires the Split Resources ability. This potent ability allows her to consume 50-80% of the male's treasure immediately after separation. If the pair have offspring, she gains the Child Support ability, which allows her to siphon 1/3 of all future valuables acquired. 35% of the time, she will also gain the Alimony ability, which allows her to gain 20-50% of future treasure. These abilities are inherent and need not be invoked.The Ex-Wife can attack with her claws, but almost always refrains from physical combat, preferring to rely on her special attack, Bash the Ex. This ability can be used around any creature, sentient or not, who has the capability to hear vocal sounds. The Ex-Wife will commence a cacophony of verbal abuse against the male, usually accompanied by sharp gestures and throwing of small objects. Gradually, all creatures in close association with her will become Lawful Evil with respect to the male, and will act accordingly. In addition, she can use the Come Bang Me ability at will. Through a series of verbal encouragements and physical gestures, she can attempt to sexually manipulate the male, who must make a saving throw vs. Spells at --4 to resist. Failure allows the Ex-Wife to mentally dominate the male for a period of 1-6 hours, during which she will engage in intercourse with him. She will then use this incident in future encounters to injure the male in any way possible.Her defense is formidable. At will, she can cast The Restraining Order. This powerful shield extends 100' from the Ex-Wife, preventing him from physically entering the area. If necessary, she can use the ability to summon 1d4 Policemen, who will defend her vigorously, incarcerating the male 75% of the time.The Ex-Wife retains the Read Mind ability (gained upon transformation into Wife), however it is only 50% effective, and can only be used against the male. Failure to Read Mind will cause her to fly into a mental frenzy, and she will accuse the male of the most damaging thoughts according to the situation.It is interesting to note that 40% of Ex-Wives will lose 10d4 pounds of weight within months after creation.
Deadlord39 wrote:Special Attacks: Bash the Ex
Deadlord39 wrote:the only known way to restore the lost point is to lick the Tonya Ass-Wop's brown onion vigorously
Only one Tonya Ass-Wop is known to exist. It is not known whether or not it has the capability to reproduce.
Deadlord39 wrote:Size: Probably XXL
Varl wrote:Oh DD, you were doing so well until the last sentence.