To the City of Greyhawk item, Well somone fell and bumped their heads on that one. Wow did that go for a good price.
As far as the other one about the sword, Well we at least now know who it was that won the City of Greyhawk because this proves that someone REALLY fell and bumped there head to hard.
Kind of reminds you of Minsc on the Baulders Gate PC series, I bet this guy talks to his Hamster too.