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Post Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 12:22 am 
 

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JohnGaunt wrote:A rude mini:

Nice to see good old Hecatron again, even with the day-glo beard.

Unless the seller's done extensive modifications, that's the haft of his flail he's holding, not his naughty bits.  It's the camera-angle that makes it look suggestive.


That's a relief.  Now I can stop wondering why fire giant twangers are a different color than the rest of their skin.   :evil:


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Post Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 9:45 am 
 

stumbling tiger wrote:Nice to see good old Hecatron again, even with the day-glo beard.

Unless the seller's done extensive modifications, that's the haft of his flail he's holding, not his naughty bits.  It's the camera-angle that makes it look suggestive.

I kinda figured that he was not holding his fleshly flail.

  

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Post Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 11:49 pm 
 

Imagine if it had 3 heads.


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Post Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 12:32 pm 
 

Call of Cthulhu miniatures . . . made in 1983 by TSR?



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"This is a very large lot possibly a boxed set of Cthulhu Miniatures from 1983. All of these miniatures say 1983 TSR on the bottom of the bases."

  

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Post Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:12 pm 
 

JohnGaunt wrote:Call of Cthulhu miniatures . . . made in 1983 by TSR?

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"This is a very large lot possibly a boxed set of Cthulhu Miniatures from 1983. All of these miniatures say 1983 TSR on the bottom of the bases."




Those look like a mix of TSR AD&D, Gangbusters, Top Secret and Star Frontiers miniatures.  TSR never made any miniatures for CoC.

  


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Post Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 1:38 pm 
 

VermilionFire wrote:
Those look like a mix of TSR AD&D, Gangbusters, Top Secret and Star Frontiers miniatures.  TSR never made any miniatures for CoC.


Leave it to T&T to list an auction like that. :roll:


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Post Posted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 4:22 pm 
 

VermilionFire wrote:
Those look like a mix of TSR AD&D, Gangbusters, Top Secret and Star Frontiers miniatures.  TSR never made any miniatures for CoC.


Yup, its a mix.  :roll:

I see an old Roper in the pile.

I hate it when sellers don't have a clue what they are selling.

  

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Post Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:01 pm 
 

I guess these minis could be used when playing Tale of the Comet . . .



http://cgi.ebay.com/HIGH-CHIVALRY-metal ... QQihZ015QQ



(Click on the second auction picture to see what I mean . . .)

  

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Post Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 2:14 pm 
 

Well, you never know when you might encounter a Battlemaster or a Masakari in a fantasy adventure....gotta spice those orcs up somehow.

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Post Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:53 pm 
 

JohnGaunt wrote:I guess these minis could be used when playing Tale of the Comet . . .


** expired/removed eBay auction **


(Click on the second auction picture to see what I mean . . .)




That's awesome. :)  My players are going to freak when I "bring the old-school" down on their heads with these High Chivalry minis...  :lol:



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Post Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:06 pm 
 

JohnGaunt wrote:I guess these minis could be used when playing Tale of the Comet . . .


** expired/removed eBay auction **


(Click on the second auction picture to see what I mean . . .)




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Post Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:05 am 
 

IttyBitty wrote:I hate it when sellers don't have a clue what they are selling.


Really?  I love it when sellers don't have a clue what they're selling. If they don't know what they're selling, they don't use the right buzzwords, the item doesn't get as many bids as it should, and I get a bargin.  Sucks for the seller, but good for me, right?

(The "High Chivalry" thing is hilarious, though.)

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Post Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:34 pm 
 

OK, I don't think I would want to leave negative feedback for this guy.  I don't think I'd want to give him my address!



(One of the items makes me . . . nervous.)



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Post Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:17 pm 
 

This poor miniature looks like he is walking through some polar wasteland in search of the other two miniatures that are being auctioned separately:



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Post Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 2:04 pm 
 

JohnGaunt wrote:This poor miniature looks like he is walking through some polar wasteland in search of the other two miniatures that are being auctioned separately:

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:lol:

  

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Post Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:39 am 
 

This auction's description reads like it came from a strung-out meth-head:



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Adding to the complete screwiness of the auction are



(1) The seller's account is "bogus22222".

(2) His feedback of 1 from buying $0.99 of MTG cards.

(3) His pictures are crap.

  

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Post Posted: Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:59 am 
 

Not the best name I would have picked out for an ebay account, lol

  

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Post Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 3:33 pm 
 

I am amused by the item itself:



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I can understand using the phrase and graphics on a poster, paperholder, or bookmark.  But why would I want "Speak Friend and Enter" on a belt buckle?  Who would be speaking at that height level, and what exactly would be happening with my pants?   8O



(The above auction is one of juliabulia's --- no insult or slander intended)

  
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