TigerKing wrote:Heh, Warduke rocks but that pic on the coloring book is very..."suggestive"

Are you suggesting that Warduke wants to bone a dwarf? Very dangerous stuff indeed.
Hey, here's an idea...a new gamer fad...Warduke Trivia:
Q: Why does Warduke only wear half-chain?
A: He ate the other half this morning for breakfast.
Q: Why doesn't Warduke ever fight Godzilla?
A: Toho studios asked him not to make their star look bad.
Q: What would happen if Warduke ever lost a fight?
A: You die just for asking that question.
Q: What is Warduke actually duke of?
A: War, stupid.
Q: What happened to Warduke's original duchy?
A: He killed them for asking stupid questions.
Fun Fact: The total distance in miles between earth and Pluto is exactly how many fools Warduke has on his kill sheet.
Fun Fact: The Asteroid Belt actually used to be a planet until Warduke discovered it was blocking his view.
Q: Why is the Yukon sparsely populated?
A: They pissed-off Warduke.
Q: Why does Warduke carry a shield?
A: As a handy platter for displaying your head.
Q: Why does Warduke need to wear armor at all?
A: He doesn't, but the manufacturer pays him for endorsements.
Q: Why does Warduke carry a sword?
A: As a prop. He mostly kills through sheer terror.
Q: Why does Warduke have a horned helmet?
A: He doesn't. He's wearing Satan's scalp as a hat.
Q: Why doesn't Warduke wear pants?
A: His leg muscles are too strong for ordinary seams.
Q: Why is Warduke an animated character?
A: No photographer has the nerve to actually photograph him.
Q: Why does Warduke only appear on fantasy game products?
A: We need to pretend he doesn't exist or people might die of fear.
Q: Why are Warduke miniatures always sold in single packs?
A: He gets pissed off at other miniatures and slays them in the package.
Q: Why must Warduke miniatures must always be made of pure iron?
A: He doesn't really care, but whimpy metals melt at the idea of holding his shape.
Q: Why isn't Warduke invited to appear on game shows?
A: Dude, after what happened on
What's My Line? No way!
Q: Why were Warduke coloring books discontinued?
A: The first few unfortunate children accidentally colored outside the lines.
Stuff like that.
Mark
