I've been forced to lock this topic because it's veered wildly off-course.
OK, not really. I locked it because it's close to the 100-page mark, and really big threads tend to slow the forum down. A new thread has been started in its place.
Foul(Incidentally, this thread is just shy of three years old! And, for some reason, it's also the most-viewed thread on the entire board!)