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Post Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2011 11:29 pm 
 

Doesn't it cost more for your listing to have all that text, all those pictures and all those external links?


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Post Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:59 am 
 

FormCritic wrote:Doesn't it cost more for your listing to have all that text, all those pictures and all those external links?




No.  You don't pay anything for additional text and the images are probably just linked to the actual image on wiki - you only pay fees for more than 1 imaged hosted by ebay.  Also, no fee for external links but need to be careful not to breach ebay policy.

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Post Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2011 8:59 pm 
 

Check out this guy's reason for selling his older gaming stuff.

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Post Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:35 am 
 

Whatever...

  

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 5:45 pm 
 

This eBay item has an odd title and auction text:



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This is an original press photo. n the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game, giant is a type of creature, or "creature type." Giants are humanoid-shaped creatures of great strength and size. Photo measures 8.25 x 10 inches. Photo is dated 03-07-1946




However, the digital watermarking makes the child appear to have tribal tattoos on her face.  Perhaps she is a half-giant?



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Post Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 8:41 pm 
 

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The first paragraph is ridiculous enough by itself.  But then there is the rest of the description.  The seller apparently does it for every one of his auctions.  Oh, and of course, the shipping is ludicrous.

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Every single listing of this sellers is illegal via Ebay listing standards. Wow.



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Post Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:31 pm 
 

Badmike wrote:Every single listing of this sellers is illegal via Ebay listing standards. Wow.

Drifting off-topic, eBay lets a lot of questionable listings slide.

For example, "Used" computers are supposed to function at a working level:
Used: An item that has been used previously. The item may have some signs of cosmetic wear, but is fully operational and functions as intended. This item may be a floor model or store return that has been used. See the seller's listing for full details and description of any imperfections.

Many "Used" laptops are sold with keys that do not work, screens that are cracked, and other major problems.  They should be listed as "For parts or not working" condition
For parts or not working: An item that does not function as intended and is not fully operational. This includes items that are defective in ways that render them difficult to use, items that require service or repair, or items missing essential components. See the seller's listing for full details.

but then bidders would not get fooled into buying a borked PC.

  


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Post Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2011 11:29 pm 
 

JohnGaunt wrote:However, the digital watermarking makes the child appear to have tribal tattoos on her face.  Perhaps she is a half-giant?
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Maybe a child giant? Dunno. :wink:


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Post Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2011 10:16 pm 
 

Would have put this in silliest prices, but this thread need moar posties. ;-)



Prototype D&D? Really?



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Post Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 2:42 am 
 

SimperingToad wrote:Would have put this in silliest prices, but this thread need moar posties. ;-)

Prototype D&D? Really?


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Post Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 5:28 pm 
 

I like that the 'prototype' pictured was printed after they presumably 'got it right'.

  

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Post Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 10:41 pm 
 

SimperingToad wrote:I like that the 'prototype' pictured was printed after they presumably 'got it right'.


Whaddya mean, "got it right"? They're still trying to get it right. Haven't you seen the 5th edition thread ;)?


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Post Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2011 11:09 pm 
 

Hehe. I did say 'presumably'.  :D

  


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Post Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 1:49 pm 
 

SimperingToad wrote:Would have put this in silliest prices, but this thread need moar posties. ;-)

Prototype D&D? Really?


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Added yesterday, this is funny:
Q:          Is this the prototype set for all the D&D versions that came before it?         Sep-27-11
A:          Hello There :) Yes, The White Set was the Prototype for Dungeons and Dragons. It was the first product ever released by Tactical Studies Rules in 1974 which later became known as TSR. It came with 3 booklets. TSR later released 4 more booklets to go with the White Set in 1976. Hence this is a complete White Set. I hope this answers your question. Please don't hesitate to contact me again if you have any further questions :) Ron


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Post Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2011 9:22 pm 
 

That's my question!   :D

The seller obviously didn't read it real hard before answering.

After he answered, I told him that the white box OCE is not the prototype and that his price and claims were getting comments online.  

I directed him to this strand.

Silliness aside, the seller does have booklets in nice condition.  It is a valuable set.  I advised him to get advice on the Acaeum.


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Post Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 11:10 am 
 

Hilarious and there are two bids.

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Post Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 12:07 pm 
 

FormCritic wrote:After he answered, I told him that the white box OCE is not the prototype and that his price and claims were getting comments online.


It looks like the sort of confusion I see in editing, where a writer seeks to make factual statements about a precisely defined technical term. They focus on the term itself (here "white box" or "D&D"), while ignoring the words of general English which are applied to it arbitrarily ("prototype").

When someone pointed out the error, the seller replied with dates & data, but nothing about the mis-used word. They don't need the Acaeum, they need a dictionary.

  

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Post Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:17 pm 
 

sauromatian wrote:
It looks like the sort of confusion I see in editing, where a writer seeks to make factual statements about a precisely defined technical term. They focus on the term itself (here "white box" or "D&D"), while ignoring the words of general English which are applied to it arbitrarily ("prototype").

When someone pointed out the error, the seller replied with dates & data, but nothing about the mis-used word. They don't need the Acaeum, they need a dictionary.


I think this is exactly right. But when the confusion is about the words "before" and "after" I don't see how a dictionary can help. I think he understands the term "prototype"; where I think his mental block (if there indeed is one) lies is in the notion that the booklets are labeled "copyright 1974" and the box reads "Original Collector's Edition", which by some kind of bizarro-logic seems to mean to him that it's the first printing.

However, he seems to have toned down his rhetoric on relisting the item.


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