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JasonZavoda
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:20 am

misterspock wrote:Apparently the seller has some issues with members of this site.

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Can't get this link to work. Is it to the listing or just the picture?

"You get more with a kind word and an excruciator than with just a kind word."

misterspock
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:26 am

I may have accidentally grabbed the one from the picture...here it is again

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Mars
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Posted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 11:29 am

JasonZavoda wrote:
Can't get this link to work. Is it to the listing or just the picture?

If you are having trouble with links, just copy the auction number from the link and paste it into ebay.

misterspock already posted the description:

Attention ACAEUM users: PLEASE READ THE AUCTION DESCRIPTION CAREFULLY. I am not at my computer 24/7. Please don't bid on the item, and come back an hour later and change your mind. Or decide not to pay, because some "expert" on the ACAEUM told you differently. I don't mean to sound harsh, but I have only had problems dealing with Dungeons and Dragons ACAEUM users. They buy an item, and then they roll a couple of 10 sided dice and decide if they still want it. Thankfully this is the last Dungeons and Dragons item left to sell.

SimperingToad
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:38 pm

Okay... can someone tell me what in this lot makes the total over 80 pounds in weight?

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JasonZavoda
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 12:40 pm

SimperingToad wrote:Okay... can someone tell me what in this lot makes the total over 80 pounds in weight?

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I'd be interested to find out if the lot wasn't just a big pile of crap.

"You get more with a kind word and an excruciator than with just a kind word."

SimperingToad
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 3:45 pm

JasonZavoda wrote:
I'd be interested to find out if the lot wasn't just a big pile of crap.

Meh. One man's trash I s'pose...

JohnGaunt
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Posted: Sat Sep 25, 2010 10:29 pm

I bought something from this seller recently, and I had no problems. However, I am an equal-opportunity mocker.

Never have I seen a Dragon magazine described in such a way:

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jasonw1239
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 6:39 am

JohnGaunt wrote:I bought something from this seller recently, and I had no problems. However, I am an equal-opportunity mocker.

Never have I seen a Dragon magazine described in such a way:

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Now that's funny! :lol:

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SimperingToad
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:37 pm

One could only hope that by the time 7th Edition D&D comes out, it will be this...

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misterspock
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:07 pm

Who the hell would just buy a "random" book in poor condition? (from suspect seller "moneyforoldrope" btw)

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ashmire13
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:15 pm

misterspock wrote:Who the hell would just buy a "random" book in poor condition? (from suspect seller "moneyforoldrope" btw)

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Thats another name of the Coug..

Rolls a '3'

"Did I hit.....?"

mbassoc2003
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Posted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:33 pm

misterspock wrote:Who the hell would just buy a "random" book in poor condition? (from suspect seller "moneyforoldrope" btw)

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Random book in poor condition...

Very Good Condition

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SimperingToad
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 12:25 am

Granted, it's only a typo... The earliest D&D module ever produced!

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For auction: Advanced Dungeons & Dragons Module G3 "Hall of the Fire Giant King" The original version from 1878!!

xraygord
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 8:55 am

misterspock wrote:Who the hell would just buy a "random" book in poor condition? (from suspect seller "moneyforoldrope" btw)

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Too funny.

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misterspock
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Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 5:38 pm

You've got to be kidding me :evil:

The Deities & Demigods not with Cthulhu. or Menibonean 128 pages. (Unless you read Elric or H.P. Lovecraft, your not missing anything)

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misterspock
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:07 pm

Not laughing at the seller for this, but why the hell would someone cut out a module cover like this???

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SimperingToad
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:57 pm

Somewhere around here, I have a Dragon with the title 'r' cut out, a B1(?) and A2 with the brand name cut out of the booklet, a MM with the red dragon interior pic cut out, and something else I can't think of at the moment.

May be more popular than at first thought.

misterspock
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Posted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:52 pm

I'm thinking someone's putting together a ransom note.

FormCritic
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:16 pm

misterspock wrote:I'm thinking someone's putting together a ransom note.

Sounds like a plot from one of those supernatural detective stories.

Imagine what kind of object/thing/person would be ransomed with a note based on pictures and words from D&D publications.

"But I have watched the dragons come, fire-eyed, across the world."

benjoshua
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Posted: Mon Nov 15, 2010 12:40 pm

FormCritic wrote:
Sounds like a plot from one of those supernatural detective stories.

Imagine what kind of object/thing/person would be ransomed with a note based on pictures and words from D&D publications.

Michael Jackson?

Truth is worth finding and life is too short to work for money.

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