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Post Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:32 am 
 

"You guys drive me crazy! Both times I listed this ($125.00 and $90.00) at least ten of you save it to "myebay" and make me think there is big interest, but none of you bid on them. Okay, this is my final lowering of the price on this set of all 14 games. If no one bids on them, I am going to break them up and sell each one separately for $5.00 each and five dollars shipping."


That really made me laugh!
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Post Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:30 am 
 

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This guy is actually threatening to break up this awesome lot. I am shaking in fear.
I don't know who is the bigger fool, the seller or whoever bid it up to this this amount.


Oh, I don't know. $5.18 an item (shipping included) isn't too shabby for someone starting a collection. And it has an N4 and X13 (in shrink by the looks of it). Not worth it for resale, but a starter collection seems reasonable if in decent shape, which the box certainly does not qualify...

  

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Post Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:27 am 
 

How stupid can a person be? Oh no, no, don't threaten to break them up!


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Post Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:42 am 
 

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This guy is actually threatening to break up this awesome lot. I am shaking in fear.
I don't know who is the bigger fool, the seller or whoever bid it up to this this amount.




Ok Bill, tell me what your estimate would be if it is different than this one here:



N4 Treasure Hunt - $20

D&D Boxed Set - $10

X13 (Shrinkwrap) - $30?

The other 12 books - $36



Even if you priced the X13 at $20, that would only be $86, which is under the current bid.


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Post Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 11:00 pm 
 

So I only get page 1 if I bid on this? How do I bid on the rest of the pages or do I have to find them in a separate auction?! :lol:




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Post Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:26 am 
 

http://home.flash.net/~brenfrow/fr/pg2.htm

Here's pg2 - doesn't seem to make sense though - maybe it's some kind of campaign crossover thing :lol:

(To be fair - I reckon 1 page of Dragonlance is about enough for anyone, but there's no accounting for taste!)


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Post Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 1:21 am 
 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Official-Advanced ... 3ca94d6069



seller has a few hardbacks - if you BIN them all perhaps you'll get a postage discount!


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Post Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 2:39 am 
 

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seller has a few hardbacks - if you BIN them all perhaps you'll get a postage discount!




Boy, I hope he ships to the US. That way, I can get nailed on the exchange rate as well! :)



And while we're on the topic of over-charging, why should you get hammered for 5 pounds additional on an Unearthed Arcana or a Fiend Folio over a Deities & Demigods or a Players Handbook? Where is the logic, my friends? :lol:

  


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Post Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 8:13 am 
 

What're the chances, still no bids!! :roll:


Rolls a '3'

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Post Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 9:39 am 
 

Invincible Overlord wrote:
Ok Bill, tell me what your estimate would be if it is different than this one here:

N4 Treasure Hunt - $20
D&D Boxed Set - $10
X13 (Shrinkwrap) - $30?
The other 12 books - $36

Even if you priced the X13 at $20, that would only be $86, which is under the current bid.


While N4 used to go for that, it has falllen on harder times. The only saving grace is the shrink on the X13 (I don't think I saw that at the time). Still, the other books are basically total crap.


And I could've bought these damn modules off the 1$ rack!!!

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Post Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:50 am 
 


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So Dragon Dung genetically modified?

  

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Post Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 1:19 am 
 

At least they're honest...



Frankly we wre a little embarassed to list this item but........what the heck
We tried to illustrate the condition well in the photos but will gladly answer any questions"






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Post Posted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 10:02 am 
 

misterspock wrote:At least they're honest...





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Sad thing is, I've seen worse listed. And they apparently were not embarassed.

  

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:09 pm 
 

A "cosmetic issue"  :)



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Post Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:42 pm 
 

misterspock wrote:A "cosmetic issue"  :)


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Maybe someone has the cover listed separately .... "perfect for the person who wants to show off his book but doesn't mind the content issue"

  

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Post Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 9:08 pm 
 

A humorous item description from hermes3000



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She's cold as ice!!!

Female Frost Giant with Stone Axe

Ahem... I don't mean to belabor what is obvious in the photos above, but... Do you remember a time when D&D was marketed as a game for "adults?"

This figure as you can see is topless. This fact may raise eyebrows today, but it didn't back in the days when you purchased your dice and other gaming supplies at the same store that sold blacklight posters, beaded curtains, and bongs shaped like a wizard's head.

Point being, while I don't know who manufactured this particular mini, I would have to conclude that it was manufactured sometime in the 1970s, or certainly no later than 1983, which is when Gary Gygax launched the Saturday morning "Dungeons & Dragons" cartoon. ("Uni, come back!") I'm sure you follow my logic here. This fine warrior woman harkens not from the world of Saturday morning cartoons, but from the Saturday night D&D game held in the blacklit basement of your freaky friend Steve; you know, the guy who wore a musketeer's hat to school, never took off his sunglasses,  owned every album by Hawkwind and B.O.C., and who responded to the taunts of the school bullies by quoting passages out of Michael Moorcock.  We all knew a Steve at some point, didn't we?

But I digress. This figure stands over two inches (6 cm) tall, and has a pretty good paint job, except for one odd feature, which is that her nails are painted pink. I did not do this. I suspect it was one of my housemates' idea of a joke, but none of them have 'fessed up. So, be it known: what you'll be getting here is a savage, half-naked, giant, blue-skinned warrior woman from the frozen wastelands of the north; who, at some point during her sojourn south to maraud, kill, crush and pillage the settlements of puny hyoo-mons,  found time to get her nails done. I hope this is not a deal-breaker.

  

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Post Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:02 pm 
 

Here's a "rare" Top Secret box set!!!! :lol:




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Post Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:28 pm 
 

"RARE" ... give me a break   :D






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