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Post Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 8:52 am 
 

RaisedFromTheDead wrote:Anyone else here ever get irritated when they receive an e-mail saying "u" instead of "you"?


Yep.

Um, I mean, "Yes." :)


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Post Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:36 pm 
 

The description on this auction is fine, it's the Catoblepas' head I find funny.




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Post Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:48 pm 
 

Damn.

I don't want to meet the Storm Giant who can do that  8O.

EDIT: I'm assuming the head came unattached, originally.


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Post Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:52 pm 
 

MetamorphosisSigma wrote:EDIT: I'm assuming the head came unattached, originally.


That is correct.

To see one correctly assembled and a so so paint job by me, go to:

http://www.dragonsfoot.org/forums/viewt ... 9&start=15


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Post Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 8:34 am 
 

Granted they are these days, but I didn't know that 5th print MMs were made specifically as a 'Collector's Edition' BITD.




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Post Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 10:24 pm 
 

The toughest campaign of all was the one where you're in a world of dogs ... and fast ones, at that.




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Post Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:15 am 
 

misterspock wrote:The toughest campaign of all was the one where you're in a world of dogs ... and fast ones, at that.


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I was thinking it was a post-apocalyptic world where a certain corporation gained control because all the people left the driving to them.

  

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Post Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 9:59 am 
 

This is the folio version, not the boxer set.


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Post Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 10:51 am 
 

Taped, damaged, stained, missing .... what else do you think of that's synonymous with an item description of "Near Mint"?




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Post Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 2:54 pm 
 

misterspock wrote:Taped, damaged, stained, missing .... what else do you think of that's synonymous with an item description of "Near Mint"?


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"ledgible" not expecting that word.

  

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Post Posted: Mon Nov 16, 2009 3:37 pm 
 

Icar wrote:
"ledgible" not expecting that word.


I just get so confused reading past that the "ledgible" line

"you get this, but you don't get that...and that, and that. But don't worry it's part of this, but this still doesn't have this other thing..."

I think he ambushed us with a confusion spell!
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Post Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 5:33 pm 
 

Two auctions demonstrating that an auction can be amusing without the seller being ignorant or stupid:



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Post Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:04 pm 
 

JohnGaunt wrote:Two auctions demonstrating that an auction can be amusing without the seller being ignorant or stupid:

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Post Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:27 pm 
 

If he is honest, the description should include probable cat hair. :lol:

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All I can say is "Yuck!"

  

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Post Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:16 am 
 

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All I can say is "Yuck!"




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Post Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 1:35 am 
 

Not as downright disgusting as that last item :puker:  :pukel: , though I could see how you would be disgusted if you were an English teacher reading this one ...




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Post Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:20 am 
 

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All I can say is "Yuck!"




And I was unsure about listing my old copy, lol.


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Post Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 7:36 am 
 

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All I can say is "Yuck!"




Looks like the septic tank overflowed and flooded the basement!

  

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Post Posted: Thu Nov 19, 2009 11:10 am 
 

HermitFromPluto wrote:
Looks like the septic tank overflowed and flooded the basement!


I like the comment: "Slightly musty odor".  Ya think?  :D

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