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Post Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 2:24 pm 
 

Mars wrote:Here it is.  All you have to do is buy this and stop collecting:


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Mine's bigger  :D



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Post Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 3:29 pm 
 

"Largest Collection of D&D Items Ever Offered" says the seller.

That's fine, I suppose ... although it would be more accurate to add on "... Today, Anyway" at the end.  8)

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Post Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:04 am 
 

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... Blackhawk?  :?




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Post Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:08 pm 
 

Axe of the Dwarvish Lords



http://cgi.ebay.com/AD-D-SUPER-Module-A ... dZViewItem



Hard to beat the mission statement from this seller....



"I was born a Texan and Raised a Redneck. We like everything bigger here in Texas. With that in mind, I intend to pass the biggest bargains, and the best savings, on to you - with deals that just can't be beat. That's the way it should be."



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Post Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 8:41 pm 
 

smarmy1 wrote:Axe of the Dwarvish Lords


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Hard to beat the mission statement from this seller....

"I was born a Texan and Raised a Redneck. We like everything bigger here in Texas. With that in mind, I intend to pass the biggest bargains, and the best savings, on to you - with deals that just can't be beat. That's the way it should be."

- "Boots" - CEO, Lone Star Vintage Auctions




You know, there are some of us who have lived our entire lives in Texas without drinking moonshine, dipping chewing tabacco, banging a heifer (human or otherwise), saying "Yeeeehaw!", or wearing a ten gallon hat but you'd never guess it from this clown. Sheesh!



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Post Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:16 pm 
 

Hmmm. I've done all that and I live in Cow Hampshire. Well, except wearing a ten-gallon hat. I have standards.


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Post Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:47 pm 
 

Badmike wrote:You know, there are some of us who have lived our entire lives in Texas without drinking moonshine, dipping chewing tabacco, banging a heifer (human or otherwise), saying "Yeeeehaw!", or wearing a ten gallon hat but you'd never guess it from this clown. Sheesh!

Sorry Mike, but being from Mississippi and living in Alabama we can only aspire to such greatness.  You guys are so lucky to have scored with heifers; we only ever had sows (and not the human kind.)  :wink:


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Post Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:09 pm 
 

His nickname is "Boots"???  PDT_Armataz_01_23


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Post Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:43 pm 
 

smarmy1 wrote:Sorry Mike, but being from Mississippi and living in Alabama we can only aspire to such greatness.  You guys are so lucky to have scored with heifers; we only ever had sows (and not the human kind.)  :wink:


And don't forget your cousins..... :wink:

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Post Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 7:25 pm 
 

Hooray!!!  :D  :D  :D



ADVANCED 1978 D&D SPECIAL REFEERENCE WORK PLAYERS BOOK




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Oh, my gosh!!!!!  8O  8O  8O  



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Post Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:42 am 
 

From the item description

Seller wrote:THIS IS 124 PAGES OF PLAYERS SPECIAL HANDBOOK. BY GARY GYGOX.  



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Post Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:39 pm 
 

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read the auction description, involving the smell of smoke - oh dear :D


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Post Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 6:39 pm 
 

(and I just noticed his ebay id - oh dear again :lol:


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Post Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 7:46 pm 
 

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read the auction description, involving the smell of smoke - oh dear :D




I've always been a bit puzzled by this "smoke-free" issue. My players have been smoking more or less everything in my house (mostly cigarettes, but definitely plenty of other things also), quite close to the books, but I definitely can't smell even the slightest hint of smoke from them. I wonder if this is a problem related to wooden houses so common in the US, since the smell of smoke tends to stick to wooden walls (that was the reason why the landlady of the house where I lived in CT used to smoke outside the house).

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Post Posted: Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:12 pm 
 

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I've always been a bit puzzled by this "smoke-free" issue. My players have been smoking more or less everything in my house (mostly cigarettes, but definitely plenty of other things also), quite close to the books, but I definitely can't smell even the slightest hint of smoke from them. I wonder if this is a problem related to wooden houses so common in the US, since the smell of smoke tends to stick to wooden walls (that was the reason why the landlady of the house where I lived in CT used to smoke outside the house).


I think Americans by and large are much more sensitive to the smoking issue, as it's been outlawed in almost every public venue the last few years, and the rate of smokers has been going down accordingly. When I get a module owned by a smoker I can instantly tell, and it doesn't even take holding the book in front of my face.   I don't think it has much to do with wooden walls; I think the issue is just more connected to the amount of smokers vs non-smokers (and the sensitivity of the latter) between Euro and non-Euro gamers.  

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Post Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 4:38 am 
 

I have also had items that smell of smoke and it isn't that pleasant.  (I'm an ex-smoker so I guess the worst sort.)

Smoking is also banned in pubs and restaurants in the UK now.

I suspect the Italians and French don't notice as they still smoke everywhere.  :twisted:

  

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Post Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:11 am 
 

guerret wrote:
I've always been a bit puzzled by this "smoke-free" issue. My players have been smoking more or less everything in my house (mostly cigarettes, but definitely plenty of other things also), quite close to the books, but I definitely can't smell even the slightest hint of smoke from them. I wonder if this is a problem related to wooden houses so common in the US, since the smell of smoke tends to stick to wooden walls (that was the reason why the landlady of the house where I lived in CT used to smoke outside the house).


So what do they build the houses out of in Europe?  You guys still using mud and sticks or what?  :lol:   I am very sensitive to smoke probably due to growing up in a home where both parents were heavy smokers.  I have also had a couple of roommates that smoked as well and I was never able to smell smoke on books, clothes, etc.  But now that I have lived in a smoke-free environment for a number of years, I can smell the slightest bit of smoke on just about anything.  And the "herbal" stuff?  I can smell those things a mile away.  :wink:


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Post Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 9:16 am 
 

i can also smell it a mile off too. the smoke smell actually makes me feel sick  :oops:

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