Some items are described as being in "good condition" "Excellent" etc. Out there in ebay land these are used to describe things that are actually otherwise, take these two for example http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AD-D-Adventure-Mo ... White-Palm -TSR_W0QQitemZ110097228619QQihZ001QQcategoryZ44112QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem "Slight cover damage" Slight? Slight? It looks as if the dog gave it a good rogering... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AD-D-PHAROAH-I3-T ... itemZ12009 2327493QQihZ002QQcategoryZ44112QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem "In excellent condition" I hardly think that the module warrents that description... Anyone have more?
Deadlord39 wrote:I love that term. Rogering.
Sea-to-sky-games wrote:Those seem like perfectly reasonable item descriptions for about 99.99% of the population. After all, they are in good/excellent condition as most understand the terms: the covers aren't torn off, there are no missing pages, there probably isn't any writing in them. They are nice, usuable components of a game that are 20+ years old.
HermitFromPluto wrote:Perhaps you should write to the Seller and suggest he upgrade the description to - 'Unfortunately, this module has been rogered by our dog, but is otherwise in good playable condition.'
forkbeard wrote:Sorry if you could not see the link, perhaps a copy and paste of this will do? ** expired/removed eBay auction **Now you can see what a dog could be capable of...
napoleonsdad wrote: ** expired/removed eBay auction **Here's a good example for this thread. Anyone who would include the word MINT in the description for this item is just dishonest. Luckily the photo is good enough so you can just laugh. Probably the seller used the word MINT in the title as a teaser to get you to look. Condition guides will tell you that grading is subjective but MINT is not a subjective grade. An item is either MINT or not MINT.
Xaxaxe wrote:"Rogering" is a good term, but I need some context. Does it mean just "eating" — as in, "my dog rogered my homework" — or is it more of a "shaking the thing from side-to-side and tearing at it with dirty paws" sort of thing?Either way, I'm going to borrow the term for my next listing of a thrashed item: "this poor module has been rogered by my cranky house rabbit" or something like that.
jasonw1239 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rogering
jasonw1239 wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rogering I was unfamiliar with the term also until I encountered it several times in the Neal Stephenson Baroque Series.
simonmwh wrote:8O What with me being the seller in the bottom one I think you are being a little bit harsh.
On the scale of poor, average, good, v good, excellent, fine, nr mint and mint I think it is about right. The cover had a bit of fading and only a bit; no tears or other marks. Staples weren't rusty, or I would have mentioned it, no writing or marks. All in good shape, clean and fresh smelling.If you would have asked I could have told you in specifics. I don't know what you class as excellent but I though it was a fair description. You may have been able to judge whether my description was accurate from one scanned picture but its only supposed to be a guide and I expect emails asking for a further description. I used to write complete description but still people continued to email me so I gave up and just reply to the emails.So again I don't think its too fair of you to pick random items from ebay and say thats its a crappy description. Its one word and its supposed to be a guide. If you had emailed me and I have given wrong or misleading information then so be it and I should expect what I get. Again if you received an item and it was wrong then I expect poor feed back. In nearly 400 transactions I have had one negative feedback as somebody didn't want to pay the shipping to Australia so I think I'm doing OK.It is a hobby for me but it can still cause offence and damage. Please check your facts.
Just as an aside how would you describe that item? What condition would it 'warrent'?