I know its not the best... and I apologize to everyone.
`Twas Badmike, and the Acaeum crew
Did gyrate and rumble and rant and rave:
At Acaeum where they secretly knew,
That Killjoy's wrath would send to the grave
"Beware the Giant Shrew, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the unknown rare, and shun
The famous Daystar Ravenloft!"
He took his vorpal sword in hand:
Long time the
woodgrain box he sought --
So rested he under the auction tree,
And stood awhile in thought.
And, as in oafish thought he stood,
The Shrew, with eyes of flame,
Came silently through the Tegel wood,
And pranced as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He turned quite dead, a hit to his own head
A penalty attack across the back.
"And, has thou slain the Giant Shrew?
Come to my arms, my dreaming boy!
O fabulous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
`Twas Badmike, and the Acaeum crew
Did gyrate and rumble and rant and rave:
At Acaeum where they secretly knew,
That Killjoy's wrath would send to the grave
Those who can, don't. Those who should not, do.