Ulkesh316 wrote:I had a feeling you might like it. And I was so glad Ulkesh316 was free since I use it most places these days.
Ulkesh316 wrote:Well, apologies for invading your forum here, but I just read through all 8 pages (and the one post on the ninth) and after picking myself off the floor from laughing, I felt I had to make some form of post (that and let you in on a nice eBay item that at the very least some will find funny).I, being a comic fan and in Aberdeen, am actually a customer of Asylum Books & Games. And also a friend of the owner (so I am rather biased I have to admit). Needless to say I wasn't surprised at the replies to Cougarrinards rather idiotic feedback. The owner is erm, not someone I would cross without very good reason.I can also say that while they do on rare occassions make mistakes (well they are human) they always do their best to work it out in the customers favour. Sorry, I am now waffling, I just wanted to make it clear Asylum is a good show (though since most people seem to like their comments I don't think anyone doubts that).Anyway, cause they have found it such amusing some of the comments on here, they have put up the item that I mentioned before, which can be found here... ** expired/removed eBay auction **Hope you enjoy, and hope not offended anyone by simply showing up on here. Love the CougLander pic btw, and I think in his case thankfully there is only one.
gyg wrote:Now 'm-bag biatch' is the high bidder - classic stuff
Badmike wrote:This is turning into one of the greatest "Inside Joke" auctions ever on Ebay. Check out the questions and answers....classic! Hopefully he will follow up with a "Little Princess Freya" figure and the hilarity will continue...Mike B.
bclarkie wrote:I don't know who this is but damn is it funny!http://members.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dl ... bag-biatch
M-BAG-BIATCH'S FANTISORIUM I AM A M-BAG-BIATCH SUPER DM ( I WAS BORN TO DM YOU KNOW ) I STARTUD PLAYING WITH MYSELF IN 1976 SO FEW HAVE BEEN DOING THIS LONGER THAN ME. I STARTUD SCREWING EBAYERS IN 2000, I WAS MAINLY BUYING AT THAT STAGE, BUT SOON AFTER, QUIT MY MANAGERIAL JOB AT BURGER HUT AND BECAME A POWAAHSELLUR ( IN MY OWN MIND ) FULL TIME. SINCE THEN I AM PLEASED TO SAY THAT I HAVE BECOME A TITANIUM LEVEL M-BAG SCREWING BIATCH. I WANT TO USE THIS "ABOUT ME" SECTION TO HELP MY SREWING RUN SMOOTHER. I AM STARTING TO USE ANAL TOOLS & MANY OTHER ITEMS I BUY ON EBAY TO FULL ADVANTIGE OF YOU. PLEASE BEAR WITH ME WHILE I AM LEARNING, TO MASTER THE ENGLSH LANGUAHG THAT IS. PLEASE SEE MY CRAP-ASS FEEDBACK RATING FOR MORE DETAILS. IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTIONS ( I HAVE MORE THAN ONE YOU KNOW ) THAT CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS ARE TRYING TO WARN MY CUSTOMERS AWAY WITH TRUE STORIES ABOUT ME. IT SHOULD BE EASY TO SEE WHO IS THE MORE RESPECTUBLE EBAY TRADER JUST COMPARE OUR RESPECTIVE FEEDBACK SCORES, THEY ARE HANDS DOWN ! YOU WILL SEE THAT I AM SEVERAL TIMES THEIR RATING, ESPECIALLY IN NEGATIVES . THE DANGER BEING SOMEONE MAY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THE TRUTH AND LOSE OUT GETTING SCREWED M-BAG STYLE BECAUSE OF AN IDIOT ( LIKE ME ). PLEASE REPORT ANY SUCH E-MAILS TO MANCLA ( MAN-CAT-LOVE-ASSOCIATION). I AM CONTINUALLY LOOKING FOR NEW / OLD WAYS TO SCREW CUSTOMERS, I BUY SHOPS, COLLECTIONS, AND DIAPER CUPONS, IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU DONT WANT PLEASE CONTACT ME I WILL SCREW YOU OVER FOR IT. I DO OFFER COMBINED SHIPPING, HANDLING, POSTAGE, PHUDGE PACKING, & PHUDGE PACKAGING DISCOUNTS. INSTEAD OF PORKING YOU FOR £25 TO SHIP A MODULE I WILL ONLY PORK YOU FOR £51 IF YOU BUY 2 MODULES. WHILE I SELL ANYTHING FROM A FEW CRAP ASS, PHOTO-COPIED H1'S TO A SUPER RARE, ONE-OF-A-KIND ANAL PLUG I CANNOT GIVE LIST THE QUOTES/OPTIONS, PLEASE CONTACT ME DIRECT FOR A SCREWING…ERRR…QUOTE. PLEASE INCLUDE YOUR FULL POSTAL ADDRESS & THE ITEMS YOU WISH TO BE SCREWED FOR, AND A NAKED PICTURE OF YOUR GOAT. I KNOW IT SEEMS OBVIOUS I AM AN IDIOT BUT I HAVE LOST COUNT OF THE NUMBER OF REQUESTS ( 3 IS A LOT YOU KNOW ) FOR QUOTES. I HAVE NO CLUE. PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK WHEN YOU GET THE ITEM ( OR I WILL BULLY YOU ), MY PET HATE IS NO M-BAG SHIPMENTS CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY CUSTOMER FEEDBACK. YOU LEAVE FEEDBACK WHEN YOU GET THE ITEM, THEN I WILL LEAVE IT TOO, STRAIGHT AFTER. IT WILL BE A NEGATIVE OF COUSE BUT AT THAT POINT YOU WILL HAVE NO RECOURSE ( YEAH ! BIG WORD !! ) I KNOW YOU GOT THE ITEM & ARE PISSED, & WE BOTH GET A POINT YOURS IS A NEGATIVE THOUGH. PREVIOUSLY I HAVE LEFT FB FIRST BUT HAD BEEN EXPOSED AND CAUGHT SO I NOW ONLY LEAVE ONCE RECEIVED. AGAIN IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T BID SIMPLE ( WHY YES I AM SIMPLE )? FINALLY ( UNLESS YOU REALIZE I HAVE MORE TO SAY IN THE NEXT, FINALLY ) I HAVE BEEN HOUNDED BY NEWBIES ASKING WHERE THEIR ITEM IS AFTER THEY PAID -- IN ONE CASE 145 DAYS AFTER THEY PAID, DON'T ASK AS YOU HAVE BEEN SCRUED BY ME. THE PO WONT CHASE/ TRACK THE M-BAG YOU FOOLISHLY SENT MY ITEMS IN SO I CAN CONTACT PAYPAL AND DO MY CHARGE-BACK…WIN/WIN 4 ME….LOSE/LOSE 4 U SO I WILL NO LONGER ANSWER QUESTIONS. I ALREADY ANSWER 3+ E-MAILS A DAY AND DON'T NEED THIS EXTRA HASSLE THAT INTURRUPTS MY SEARCH FOR KITTY-PORN AND YOU WILL BE BLOCK WIPED!!!. FINALLY, RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM WHERE I BELONG .... IF THE KITTY HATERS WHO WATCH CLOSELY FROM A WEB SITE BOTHUD TO TURN OF A BLIND EYE INSTEAD OF JUSTING BUSTING ME AS THEY KNOW I HAVE BEEN SCREWING CONTINUALLY ( MMMMM…GOATS ) AND NOT JUST ABOUT THIS, NEVER MIND I LOST MY POINT, JELLUSY IS A TERRIBLE THING( I AM JELLUS YOU KNOW ). PLEASE DO PITY ME. LETS SEE IF THEY LAUGH OUT LOUD NOW? IF SOME PEOPLE SPENT LESS TIME WURSHUPING AT MY CRAPPY BUSINESS AND ACTUALLY DOING THEIR OWN THEY MAY HAVE MORE NEGATIVE RATINGS. ITS GREAT TO KNOW I HAVE SCREWED MORE PEOPLE (NOTE THATS PEOPLE ~ PERHAPS GET SOMEONE TO READ THAT PART TO YOU IF YOU BELONG TO THAT WEB SITE AS I CLEARLY CANNOT READ/WRITE MYSELF?) ON EBAY THAN ALL THEIR COMBINED PITIFUL ENTIRE WEB SITE MEMBERS JEALOUS EFFORTS. I AM A GUTLESS WONDER. I WANT TO THANK THEM FOR DRIVING PEOPLE AWAY FROM MY SALES, OF COURSE I HAVE THE LAREGST SALES OF D&D IN UK ( IN MY OWN MIND THAT IS ) , ANYONE CAN SEE THAT…. UNLESS THEY REALLY LOOK CLOSER. NOT EVERYONE IS EDUKATED BEYOND THIER INTELLAGINCE ( LIKE ME ) . AT PRESENT I HAVE NO TIME OR NEED TO JOIN YOUR PATHETIC & SMALL SITE AS MANCLA NEEDS ME. THANKS FOR INVITE ( THAT I IMAGINED I GOT ) BUT I DONT HAVE TO JUSTIFY ANYTHING TO YOU, AS I AM A LOSER. CHECK OUR SALES ~ I SUCK. I MAY NOT EVER VISIT AGAIN, SO THAT WILL ANNOUY YOU MORE I THINK? ( I THINK I CAN'T SPELL THAT IS ) PS AND THE MORE YOU THINK ABOUT WHY I DONE WHAT I DONE THE MORE I LAUGH, YOUR NOT CLEVER ENOUGH TO BE AN M-BAG KING, KEEP TRYING LOL. SEE I WAS BORN TO MASTURBATE WITH THE ENGLUSH LANGUIDGE…... I AM THE M-BAG KING, I CAN DU ANYTHING!!
gyg wrote:So who is this masked man? Could be someone here, but then again, it could be one of thousands of couggy customers!