bombadil wrote:Sounds like a washed-up attorney, or a law-school dropout. I like the profanity clause.
Exception: the seller reserves the right to cancel the transaction at any time if the buyer lies, uses profanity, threatens, argues, violates any Terms of this auction, or breaks any ebay rule or U.S. law.
The description of the above auction is an estimate only, and is sold "as is", without any warranties or guarantees. This auction is not returnable.
MShipley88 wrote:They feel constrained to list every clause in their store policy up front in order to ward off certain types of buyers.
Xaxaxe wrote:True, and it can be a slippery slope, too. I remember taking a look at my "standard" selling template a couple of years ago and realizing, to my horror, that it was 90-percent do's-and-do-not's. Since then, I've really cut back on the boilerplate — and, really, there's no way to cover every situation, anyway.As a buyer, listings like prester's just make my eyes glaze over. I don't even bother with the fine print; I just look for a shipping price and to make sure the seller accepts PayPal. Everything else is universally ignored.
No one enjoys reading a seller rambling on about their rules, policies and exact steps to follow so I will keep mine very short: You are the buyer and I am the seller - the obligation is for me to satisfy you!
Deadlord39 wrote:I thought this was "Interesting Items".
red_bus wrote:This is quite interesting. ** expired/removed eBay auction **
red_bus wrote:"These are not the auctions you are looking for..."