Deadlord39 wrote:I banged a girl who claimed she was the friend of a girl who was the second cousin to a guy who used to replace the toilet paper and paper towels at TSR. That's about it for me. But I still feel special.

So you slept with a girl who was friends with the second cousin of Maxwell? Wasn't that what MaxiPad said he did when he wasn't smokin' weed?

zhowar wrote:I had a nerdy letter printed in Dragon Magazine. Can anybody guess which issue? It's over #100 and under #200. Those who I've mailed stuff to will have an advantage, so the winner just gets a "Zhowar's No-Prize".

Forgot about a letter in Dragon magazine.  Somewhere around issue #100.  I wrote in response to an article about how a half-elven female cavalier could out-joust and out-duel a half-orc fighter.  

I wrote an open letter to the half-orc, explaining how easily he could have slaughtered her if he would only read Unearthed Arcana and use even minor tactics...and dissing on the concept that female jousters should have a bonus because of "a lower center of gravity."  (Hint:  A jouster stands in the stirrups...he does not sit like he was on a bar stool...and drives his strength and weight through the lance tip.  A female half-elven jouster, at about 100 lbs max, would stand little chance. But, hey, it's fantasy.)

There was a mini-flap, which the editor ended by writing that, in his opinion, the half-orc and the half-elf were now in love, engaged to marry and not interested in fighting anymore.  

Mark