scribe wrote::lol: Love this thread. My gut hurts now. Conan would need at least a +10 handicap on all rolls to stand a chance against Chuck's constant natural 20s. He would surely fail his savingthrow vs ChuckNorris. There is simply no defense.
scribe wrote:This is good for a few, Al if you havent already seen it...http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/Now back to your regularly scheduled White Plume mt revision....
Deadlord39 wrote:Chuck doesn't roll dice. He looks at a d20 and it turns to the number he wants.Chuck got PO'd at the universe once before, hence the "Big Bang" theory.Chuck's aura is so powerful, even trees manage to run away.
Badmike wrote:Conan and Chuck can't really fight, because everyone knows that Conan is Chuck's ancestor, it all makes sense once you think about it (how else did Norris get so damn badass without Conan somewhere in the family tree?).Mike B.
MShipley88 wrote:Q: What happened to the original Dieties and Demi-gods?A: Warduke mistook the book for an all-you-can-eat menu.
MShipley88 wrote:Q: Why is Warduke an imaginary character?A: So Chuck Norris won't have nightmares.
Thenraine wrote:Chuck? I still say Bruce Lee could take him even with all of Chuck's newly aquired powers!
VermilionFire wrote:Thenraine wrote:Chuck? I still say Bruce Lee could take him even with all of Chuck's newly aquired powers!I have vague memories of a 70's B-movie where Bruce Lee does beat a young Chuck Norris...
Beyondthebreach wrote:VermilionFire wrote:Thenraine wrote:Chuck? I still say Bruce Lee could take him even with all of Chuck's newly aquired powers!I have vague memories of a 70's B-movie where Bruce Lee does beat a young Chuck Norris...Return of the Dragon