johnhuck wrote:I've got to mention one of the guys I work with, Richard. Now Richard meets Shirley. They fall in love and decide to marry. But Richard's surname is, wait for it, Shirley. Now Shirley was none too keen on being Shirley Shirley. Although I personally think it would be a great name. And so they decide to take Shirley's surname. So, Richard duly becomes Richard Hayter. Understanably, his closest friends realise his mistake and take full advantage of calling him Dick Hayter which makes him sound like a lesbian porn star.
FormCritic wrote:"Whore" is a deliberate corruption of "Houri'...dates back to the crusades.
Wandering Monster wrote:Does anyone else remember the Houri character class from the pages of White Dwarf magazine?My ex-DM had a near-fetish for this class and allowed them to be played as player characters (he did this for a lot of the odder NPC classes which appeared in Dragon over the years) which lead to some odd multi-class combinations, like houri/healer, houri/druid, houri/assassin, and in one REALLY creepy case, houri/necromancer... Cheers,JohnHaka Wandering Monster
IttyBitty wrote:Yes, but I never knew anyone who ran the class in their campaign.
Wandering Monster wrote:(he did this for a lot of the odder NPC classes which appeared in Dragon over the years)
FormCritic wrote: There was also a houri class for Arduin.
FormCritic wrote: A friend of mine ran one in a campaign at Portland State University. His character wore a half-shirt and cutoffs.
Xaxaxe wrote:Our group allowed this, too. The ones I specifically remember were the Witch and the Bounty Hunter, both from early Dragon issues. We ran them as PCs and never gave it a second thought.
Wandering Monster wrote:P.S.: Is that Robert E. Howard as your avatar? I've always meant to ask...
FormCritic wrote:Yes, it is REH.
FormCritic wrote:We allowed the Archer from Dragon. What a disaster that turned out to be.
Wandering Monster wrote:Form had written:Oh yes? Do tell... Out of curiosity, does anyone else think that these "specialist subclasses" of the "archetype" classes eventually led to the zillions of "kits" available to characters in the various 2nd Ed "Complete [fill in the blank]'s Handbooks"?Cheers,JohnHaka Wandering Monster
Wandering Monster wrote:Hey Form,Yes, I thought so -- I recognized the pic from his Wikipedia entry.At first glance, I thought it was some mobster figure from the 1920s or 1930s, but it's easy to forget that that's how regular people dressed back then too...Cheers,JohnHaka Wandering Monster
FormCritic wrote:The archer had all the abilities of the ranger, plus the ability to feather any creature to death with arrows. The bonuses added up fast and got quite silly. Pretty much, if an archer could see you at range you were most likely dead. God help flying monsters....I guess that's true..but I was pretty strict on bow use in dungeons...ie, they were unusable (that's what crossbows were for). Maybe this balanced them out? I can't even remmber it's been so long.We used most of the "unofficial" items in Dragon, including the "NPC" classes published there.Yep, we did too.The plethora of house rules and "unofficial" official rules led to the creation of Unearthed Arcana and two of the least logical character classes of all time...the cavalier and the barbarian.Never used a Cavalier, but had a couple of barbarians here and there.The "kits" in second edition were mostly unuseable except as story hooks. The quality of second edition publications...with their blue pick-up art and slick-but-dull drawings...was very low. Most of the splat books for the character classes and special topics (such as castles) left me feeling like I was holding a publication that should be describing Barbie's Magical Dream Date rather than grim, fantasy war.Not Gemmel/Cook type fantasy, for sure. I typically took maybe a kit or two from each book and rewrote them to my specifications. Some books probably got more used than others...Monster Mythology for one, Of Ships and Sea for another.The Duelist was popular in my campaigns. We had a number of anti-paladins over the years, but there was no need for a publication about an NPC class in order to create them.One of the Dragon issues presented rules for paladins for each type of alighnment...but the chaotic neutral paladin was so superior to all of the rest as to make the others pointless.Never used any paladins, or the duelist. Most of the guys I gamed with loved to just roll up your garden variety dwarf fighter most of the time.I would guess that Dragon has to have been the most photocopied magazine of all time. Although...White Dwarf published enough rules expansions for Warhammer and Warhammer 40K that maybe it rivals Dragon.
FormCritic wrote:The archer had all the abilities of the ranger, plus the ability to feather any creature to death with arrows. The bonuses added up fast and got quite silly. Pretty much, if an archer could see you at range you were most likely dead. God help flying monsters....
We used most of the "unofficial" items in Dragon, including the "NPC" classes published there.
The plethora of house rules and "unofficial" official rules led to the creation of Unearthed Arcana and two of the least logical character classes of all time...the cavalier and the barbarian.
The "kits" in second edition were mostly unuseable except as story hooks. The quality of second edition publications...with their blue pick-up art and slick-but-dull drawings...was very low. Most of the splat books for the character classes and special topics (such as castles) left me feeling like I was holding a publication that should be describing Barbie's Magical Dream Date rather than grim, fantasy war.
The Duelist was popular in my campaigns. We had a number of anti-paladins over the years, but there was no need for a publication about an NPC class in order to create them.One of the Dragon issues presented rules for paladins for each type of alighnment...but the chaotic neutral paladin was so superior to all of the rest as to make the others pointless.
I would guess that Dragon has to have been the most photocopied magazine of all time. Although...White Dwarf published enough rules expansions for Warhammer and Warhammer 40K that maybe it rivals Dragon.