hmm.. most memorable game is probably a tie between the wod mage game my now partner ran (simply because my character became scarily sociopathic... dunno what that was about..
lol. there was hippy torture, zombies, threats, a mysterious death note and even some dodgy dodgy incest in that game... ahh) and of course, my first ever nationals. The first day my character seemed to be the only intellegent one as the rest of the party decided to have a discussion about whether to trust a ghost while he was STILL IN THE ROOM! I kept having to interject with "er.. guys? guys? he's dead not deaf"
the cleric kept detecting evil as well... When we started taking the piss out of this she started writing notes to the gm. The best one was when she tried it on my character and the gm reply was "somehow, you can't tell... it's almost as if he's wearing lead underwear" because yes people, your alignment is kept in you pants apparently *nods*
We also played the game using lego men as minatures, which was a little random.
The second day our GM didn't show up (apparently he was hungover) So I ran on the fly. That game was insane.. we had plot hammers, the party searching for a mysterious organisation of horse murderers named P.L.O.T (honestly, they spent half the session trying to find out what the letters stood for, it was silly) and of course, my favorite... the urine soaked rag lockpicks. I mean
wtf? The elf decided because she had craft or something that she must be able to fashion makeshift lockpicks from rags. I explained that rags were too soft to work so she decided urine soaked rags would somehow work better.. don['t ask me... I was kinda bemused. Of course, they didn't work.. but it provided a large amount of amusement.
of course, noone will ever forget the doorslayer incident. Even those who didn't play that game speak of it... it's gone down in the societies history.
You see, we were playing a rather odd world of darkness game. It was meant to be demon but really wasn't.. anyway. Our party consisted of a cook, a cop, a lawyer, a porn star, a cultist and a cult leader. Early on the lawyer and the porn star dissapeared together leaving the others to go witht he cop to meet his "new buddy"... we ended up in a warehouse hiding out from some unspecified evil who wanted us dead or destroyed and so began the most bizzare series of events. The cult leader decided that just having pedestrian access to the warehouse wasn't enough, he wanted to park his camper van inside to hide it.. ok fair enough. So, there's a large rollar door (as there are in factories) that's padlocked shut. Ahh, a crowbar will sort that out, so... a crowbar to the lock... he botches his roll and the crowbar gets jammed somehow. Unphased he starts to ponder other ways to open the door. He shoots the lock, which fails of course and just sends richochet everywhere. He drives a forklift truck at the flimsy doors and ends up with the prongs piercing the metal. SO, now he has a door with a forklift and a crowbar jammed in it... hmmm... nevermind, there's household bits and pieces here, he can fashion explosives! Meanwhile the rest of the party are busy beating my character up to bring out his rage hulk style. So, manifest the angel of death (whooo) and gibbering ensues. Cult leader still busy with door, ignoring all the screaming. After the chaos ends and Joe returns to normal the cop decides that worked nicely and to try it on the cult guy. In a wonderful wrestling type moment he clubs the guy over the head with a fold up chair. Cult leader, distracted for the moment from the door turns, shoots the cop and returns to the door. Eventually we manage to convince him unstable explosives aren't a good idea and get the cop to the hospital. Cult leader continues his futile quest to open the door. He goes to his van, gets his flamethrower he bought earlier and attacks the door with it. So now we have a hot metal door with a forklift and a crowbar jammed in it. hmm, that didn't work... he goes off to hire an arc welder. Meanwhile the rest of the party leave the warehouse after discovering the buddy of the cop is flaying people alive in the basement. The cops are called, the party scatters. Cult leader comes back from the hardwear store and starts to cut through the door. At this point the game disintergrated, which was a shame. We had wonderful images of the guy finally getting through that damned door just to be confronted by a large group of cops with their guns trained on him yelling "FREEZE!".
from that day on, the player was known only as Door slayer... in memory of his failure to slay/open a door that had no relevance to plot at all.
My favorite d&d character? hmm... i'd have to say Kamal, my tiefling rogue sorc. he and his sister were just amusing. He liked fire *nods* and the two tieflings and the orc kept bbqing all their kills while the elf rambled and got ignored by the rest of the party. Oh how they loathed the elf, he was such a prissy little ... ahem. Though, he did come up with some creative uses for prestidigitation and a few other low level spells when turning a monster pink and glittery (oh yes) then using ottos irrisitible dance on it. Soo sooo cruel. By the end it was begging for death.
Overall, my fave character in any rp would probably be Ayden, my mage from WOD. Obsessive compulsive and completely sociopathic. He and one of the other characters were rather equal and so when the party leader decided to bugger off they ended up both fighting for power. Fortunately they had the party idiot to distract them from this rivalry, he was the butt of all their jokes and the target for all their hostility. When he got himself killed they turned on eachother. The threats and general bitching was just hilarious. At the idiots funeral you had the entire group looking bored and the comment of "you know, there are better things we could be doing. Screw this, i'm going home"
In the end, the final battle was won with wits rather than weapons. The evil mage had a sheild that weapons and people couldn't penetrate... So Ayden ended up using his mind blasting powers to give the guy a massive headache as it were.. distracting him long enough to have the sheild drop so the others could go in for the kill. ahh, I loved the psychotic guy, he was a loon. He kept getting possessed by a female ghost as well, which didn't help matters.
There was a running tally of quotes from that game, including:
Neo: We should find whatever's made this place so clean... and see if it's possessing Aydin (the obsessive complusive)
Aydin: You know, I have a gun
Neo: Yeah? *draws sword*
Doc: We are in the middle of the enemy building, surrounded by large men with machine guns, attempting to stop the end of the world...
Neo: How is that not normal
*samael explodes due to pure magic meeting antimagic*
Aydin: why... why do they always need to explode? *rocks back and foward*
Nix: well you know how plans tend to fall apart...
Aydin: don't make me hurt you...
DM: She's 14!
Aydin: You are NOT sleeping with the underage werewolf!
Doc: who said anything about sleeping?
Nix: since when did this become Yiff?
Aydin: It's beastiality AND paedophillia! you sick f**k!
As I said... messed up game.