Just when I thought I had seen everything, I'm sure many of you have heard about this already...

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... eName=WDVW

Insert your own joke below...

"What did he say?"

"I think he said, blessed are the cheesemakers."

WTF I can';t bid I was gonna bid 3,500,000
it would have been mine!
I've always wanted to eat the virgin marry, if I ate her would she still be a virgin?

My buddy and I were arguing at lunch about this. He heard on the news that eBay claimed to have removed the auction? I just checked and it's still going, but at a reasonable 69k instead of that inflated 3+ million. Some over zealous collector must have came to their senses .I'm planning a snipe at just over 100k myself. Things will heat up a bit once the auction draws to a close. I hope it doesn't get to toasty………

Loaf of white bread - $2.25

Pack of all American cheese - $4.00

Virgin Mary appearing after one bite -- Priceless

Invincible

yep, heard about it while driving on news radio. I thought they said they pulled it also.

Being the good Catholic that I am, I will have to inspect my grilled cheeses with a little more caution before taking a bite!

But, being the builder that I am, the next spec house I build is gonna have the Holy Mother's image somewhere. I can charge triple!!!

man I am going to make my own "virgin mary" toast! simple just put the butter on in the shape of a womans face, then brown till desired lvl..... the part with the butter doesn't brown as fast.  Instant virgin mary, add a cheap plastic protector and some cotton balls? and sell it on ebay for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

The holy toast of Mary...oh my thats nothing... Last week I saw the face of Vecna in my daily cup of morning coffee! And two weeks ago Mordenkainen appeared in a puddle of rain. Too bad the puddle didnt fit in a plastic bag :/

I would feel very uncomfortable trying to sell "religious" artifacts, such as grilled cheese!  Here in Denver, we have a "weeping wall" - a very religious woman has a water stain beneath the paint of her old house that looks disturbingly like the Christlike face on the shroud of Turin.  It's really very creepy.  She tried cleaning it a few times, then with a cleaning service, all verified by a later crew using more scientific methods, and it keeps coming back.  They think it's the actual structure of the woodgrain there and has something to do with termite trails.

Me personally, I would knock the wall down.  But she graciously accepts "pilgrims" into her home all the time, or at least she did a few years ago last I remember looking into it.  People leave donations all the time, and I honestly think she lives off them now.  But it is pretty disturbing to think about The Cheese - how many of these bidders think it's a funny item, how many are hoaxing, how many see only the marketing potential, and how many truly believe it's a sacred sign?

People frighten me.

private auction -- bidders' identities protected Cancelled: US $15,000,700.59
Explanation: Administrative Cancellation Bid: Nov-16-04 15:36:24 PST
Cancelled: Nov-17-04 10:01:59 PST

lol

beyondthebreach wrote:

Oh, and I think I just saw the face of Asmodeus in my Monster Manual so I will be listing all such future items in the occult section

I don't think it counts if Asmodeus (The Devil) is actually in print . Now a MM with the face of Egg appearing after spilling Mountain Dew on the cover…………that would be a true holy relic.