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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:21 pm 
 

faro wrote:
carl3369 wrote:if only he had an oring B3!

*g*. Don't worry; Brian's having one of these nights.

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Hey, thats not very nice. :lol:  Besides thats my netspeak, 31337. :wink:


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:30 pm 
 

bclarkie wrote:Hey, thats not very nice. :lol: Besides thats my netspeak, 31337. :wink:

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:34 pm 
 

OMG! It's l33t-speak! WTF, n00b!?!? :)

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:38 pm 
 

Okay, you both should know, I just laughed myself to tears. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:43 pm 
 

Xaxaxe wrote:My advice to anyone over 30: run away. Quickly. As far as you can ...

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:23 pm 
 

Xaxaxe wrote:OMG! It's l33t-speak! WTF, n00b!?!? :)

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My advice to anyone over 30: run away. Quickly. As far as you can ...

Run away?  Interesting choice.  :twisted:  

My first instinct when I see that garbage is to start sending emails to sys admins.  I've had to deal with my fair share of script kiddies, though. :roll:

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Post Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:07 pm 
 

I just had to post this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... %3AIT&rd=1

This has got to be the most idiotic attempt at money making I have ever seen on Ebay.  8O

I looked at his other items....he also has this up.

Samsung TV Pedestal | eBay

What really freaks me out about the second entry is that someone is actually bidding on it.  :o

  


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Post Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:53 pm 
 

KingOfPain wrote:This has got to be the most idiotic attempt at money making I have ever seen on Ebay. 8O

Idiotic AND not alllowed on eBay. If you can't sell actual lottery tickets, I sincerely doubt you can sell the promise of lottery tickets.

Lottery tickets and game pieces policy

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:55 pm 
 

What the?

Character Building | eBay

The last part of the description is really weird.

  


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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:03 pm 
 

You found only the last line to be weird? I'm freaked that someone would even consider doing this.

What's with the 4 dudes on horses in the sky?

  

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:31 pm 
 

Leave him alone. He's a Gold-Plated, Ruby-Encrusted Infinite-Level Powergaming DM. If you pick on him, 10d6 blue bolt on the top of the head, guaranteed.

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:32 pm 
 

And how funny is this: I don't even have to ask him what version he is talking about!

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:36 pm 
 

Deadlord36 wrote:Leave him alone. He's a Gold-Plated, Ruby-Encrusted Infinite-Level Powergaming DM.

:roll:

> "**Note** I am a RPGA certified Herald-Level DM. I can, and will, build characters for living games, however, I would prefer not to, for ethical reasons."


(However, if you cross my palm with dollars...?).

Interesting how "ethics" are to be found everywhere these days! :)

  

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:37 pm 
 

Hmmm. I think I woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I asked him a question:

"Lemme see if I get this straight: I can win the auction for $5, pay $4.05 shipping ($18.80 overnight) for you to E-MAIL me a file. So $9.05 for you to play my game for me?"

Overly harsh? Or underly? I was going to ask what he charged to actually come and sit in for my gaming sessions, although it would be very hard for him, considering I use custom rules that make it pretty much impossible to powergame.

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Post Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 5:06 pm 
 

Deadlord39 wrote:Overly harsh? Or underly? I was going to ask what he charged to actually come and sit in for my gaming sessions, although it would be very hard for him, considering I use custom rules that make it pretty much impossible to powergame.

You can't be harsh enough.

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Post Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 7:33 pm 
 

Dungeon Masters Guide | eBay

Looks like this guy is trying this again. This has to be the 4th or 5th time over the last 9 months for this same exact auction now. Each time the starting price and the BIN are exactly the same. I wonder when thisseller is finally going to figure out that this book is NOT worth what he is asking for it. :roll:


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Post Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:55 pm 
 

If he wasn't trying to scalp on shipping he would probably have a sale.

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Post Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 5:54 pm 
 

bombadil wrote:What the?

Character Building | eBay

Item page now states: "The seller ended this listing early because the item is no longer available for sale."

BTW, love the Q&A at the bottom — the first one is from me; the second from DL39. Classic.

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Post Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 6:41 pm 
 

He did have some pretty dumbass responses.

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 9:56 am 
 

This is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen...


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