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Post Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:18 pm 
 

seeyouinescrow wrote:OK...this is about as ridiculous as I've ever seen

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"extremely rare" and "you'll probably never see another one like it" are bad enough...but then to advertise it as "autographed" is just way too much!!! :roll:

But just watch the newbs fight over it...

Um, maybe someone should send her an email and tell her that they are ALL like that. :roll:


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Post Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 8:28 pm 
 

bclarkie wrote:
seeyouinescrow wrote:OK...this is about as ridiculous as I've ever seen

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"extremely rare" and "you'll probably never see another one like it" are bad enough...but then to advertise it as "autographed" is just way too much!!! :roll:

But just watch the newbs fight over it...

Um, maybe someone should send her an email and tell her that they are ALL like that. :roll:


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Post Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2006 10:49 pm 
 

At the GenCon auction, we call that "defaced by author signature".

  


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:08 pm 
 

This guy has a bunch of oringinal stuff:

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:D


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:09 pm 
 

if only he had an oring B3!


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:18 pm 
 

carl3369 wrote:if only he had an oring B3!

*g*. Don't worry; Brian's having one of these nights.

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:21 pm 
 

faro wrote:
carl3369 wrote:if only he had an oring B3!

*g*. Don't worry; Brian's having one of these nights.

*points to TOmachan... Tomaochan.... Tamgorine... whatever... thread*


Hey, thats not very nice. :lol:  Besides thats my netspeak, 31337. :wink:


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:30 pm 
 

bclarkie wrote:Hey, thats not very nice. :lol: Besides thats my netspeak, 31337. :wink:

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:34 pm 
 

OMG! It's l33t-speak! WTF, n00b!?!? :)

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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:38 pm 
 

Okay, you both should know, I just laughed myself to tears. :lol:  :lol:  :lol:


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 7:43 pm 
 

Xaxaxe wrote:My advice to anyone over 30: run away. Quickly. As far as you can ...

0mg!!! q\/\/1|{ b4 j00 i$ pwn3Ð! Image

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*g* sry, Brian: I still have to deal with this way too often... although thankfully not quite as prevalent as it used to be! :D

  


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Post Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:23 pm 
 

Xaxaxe wrote:OMG! It's l33t-speak! WTF, n00b!?!? :)

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My advice to anyone over 30: run away. Quickly. As far as you can ...

Run away?  Interesting choice.  :twisted:  

My first instinct when I see that garbage is to start sending emails to sys admins.  I've had to deal with my fair share of script kiddies, though. :roll:

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Post Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:07 pm 
 

I just had to post this.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... %3AIT&rd=1

This has got to be the most idiotic attempt at money making I have ever seen on Ebay.  8O

I looked at his other items....he also has this up.

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What really freaks me out about the second entry is that someone is actually bidding on it.  :o

  


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Post Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:53 pm 
 

KingOfPain wrote:This has got to be the most idiotic attempt at money making I have ever seen on Ebay. 8O

Idiotic AND not alllowed on eBay. If you can't sell actual lottery tickets, I sincerely doubt you can sell the promise of lottery tickets.

Lottery tickets and game pieces policy

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 12:55 pm 
 

What the?

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The last part of the description is really weird.

  


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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:03 pm 
 

You found only the last line to be weird? I'm freaked that someone would even consider doing this.

What's with the 4 dudes on horses in the sky?

  

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:31 pm 
 

Leave him alone. He's a Gold-Plated, Ruby-Encrusted Infinite-Level Powergaming DM. If you pick on him, 10d6 blue bolt on the top of the head, guaranteed.

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Post Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 1:32 pm 
 

And how funny is this: I don't even have to ask him what version he is talking about!

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