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Post Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:29 pm 
 

GamersRest[FNG] wrote:cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... egory=2537

Some color loss...this guy kills me.

thx, Jeff! :lol:

Would hate to think what "moderate" or "serious" (*shudders*) color loss might look like... 8O

(Another one for the catch-all VG grading, then? ;))
  

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Post Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:15 pm 
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW

Jesus, what an idiot. Does he think anyone cares that his brother's friend's girlfriend's sister's boyfriend is a caffeine abusing workaholic? Just put the freaking specs down, man! No one cares about your life!


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Post Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 3:23 pm 
 

Deadlord36 wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW

Jesus, what an idiot. Does he think anyone cares that his brother's friend's girlfriend's sister's boyfriend is a caffeine abusing workaholic? Just put the freaking specs down, man! No one cares about your life!


That and the fact that I am really not sure what one thing has to do with another:

Moronic Seller wrote:what makes this one so RARE? Simple, my collection of figures come from a smoke free home and were going to be my sons college fund


I fail to see the rationale behind it is super rare because they come from a smoke free home with the intention of being his kids college fund. :? I guess if I bought it then, being that I dont have kids yet, that automatically disqualifies it from being super rare then and therefore devalues it immediately. Seems like a good selling point. What a moron. :roll:
If I wanted to buy something that was going to devalue as soon as I owned it, I would go out and buy myself a new car. :wink:


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Post Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 7:49 pm 
 

Here is one for those with a keen sense of irony: :wink:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 28389&rd=1

3.0 Players Handbook signed by Gygax and Arnenson. Now how freakin ironic is that. :twisted:   What next a Woodrain box set signed by Loraine McWilliams? 8O


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 11:28 am 
 

bclarkie wrote:3.0 Players Handbook signed by Gygax and Arnenson. Now how freakin ironic is that. :twisted:  What next a Woodrain box set signed by Loraine McWilliams? 8O


Well, I did get my Dave Arneson's Blackmoor for the 3.5 edition signed by DAve at MegaCon '05, but it does say Dave Arneson on the cover, so its ok, right? ;)


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Post Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:19 am 
 

auction listing wrote:"...some wear along the spine. The book itself is in great shape with very few marks and no tears, etc. The only other thing to note..."


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The following url contains scenes of graphic violence, and may not be suitable for some viewers.  Viewer discretion is advised.  8)

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... 7&rd=1
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Post Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:27 am 
 

deimos3428 wrote:
auction listing wrote:"...some wear along the spine. The book itself is in great shape with very few marks and no tears, etc. The only other thing to note..."


lol! Talk about trying to ease us into the bad news gently.

At least he's only asking $1 ;)
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Post Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 12:55 am 
 

The book is in good shape? I'd hate to see poor shape.
Hey, at least you can give 1/2 the book to a player to help you look up obscure rules. Cut the time in  half.


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Post Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:39 am 
 

Deadlord36 wrote:The book is in good shape? I'd hate to see poor shape.
Hey, at least you can give 1/2 the book to a player to help you look up obscure rules. Cut the time in half.

Well, I only posted it because it reminded me of the "Friends" episode where Ross cuts the couch in half to get it up the stairs and then attempts to return it.  :)
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Post Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:26 pm 
 

deimos3428 wrote:Well, I only posted it because it reminded me of the "Friends" episode where Ross cuts the couch in half to get it up the stairs and then attempts to return it. :)


"Piv-OT! Piv-OT! Piv-OT!" :lol:

A great episode.

We now return to your regularly-scheduled thread ...
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Post Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:52 am 
 

D&D used to be based on Tolkien.  Now it's based on Jurassic Park.  The scary thing is this isn't a joke.   :?  

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Post Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2005 9:25 am 
 

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... 5&rd=1

8O  Wear and repair on the spine, eh?  Thanks for the heads up.  :wink:

Nearly destroyed DMGs seems to be developing into a theme....
  

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Post Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 12:27 pm 
 

And the "Best Marketing Spin" award goes to:
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... 6&rd=1
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Post Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:02 pm 
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW

This guy actually admits to stealing someone elses picture . . .  :roll:
  

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Post Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 12:22 pm 
 

heh, just came across that one, Guido.  :roll:
  

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Post Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:22 pm 
 

Great shape...Yeah, right!

Look at the picture, you can see water damage.

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... gory=44111


Dave, get the barbarian in the corner a drink, quick!
  

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Post Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 2:34 pm 
 

Rare, my a$$!

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Dave, get the barbarian in the corner a drink, quick!
  
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