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Post Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 12:17 pm 
 

Achizar wrote:And what in the name of [insert favorite DDG entry here] is this doing listed under D&D accessories :?: :?: :?:

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... 0&rd=1

Hoping to snag a LARPer looking to accessorize her power suit? :?




What??  You mean you haven't heard of the Ralph Lauren Black Heels of stealth and seduction?  Just imagine, traipsing through that dungeon corridor when suddenly (!!) a goblin assault unit accosts you from all sides!  What to do?  Well you could massacre them of course, but what fun would that be, when that female (yes, usable only by females thank God!) in your group can seduce them and elist them into the group's service for your amusement and to be used as fodder!  They act as a charm person spell. :)

You should see the Armani cocktail dress of beguilement. ;)

  


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Post Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 1:21 pm 
 

AncientSage wrote:

yes, usable only by females thank God!


Given some of the other stuff posted here that's a pretty bold assumption, I think.   8O

  

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Post Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2005 4:16 pm 
 

Achizar wrote:Ok, I know I'm being rough on the guy, because it is just a typo, but it made me laugh for some reason:

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He forgot to note that one purpose of the module is for the PCs to locate the legendary Rabbit Ears +3. He also neglected to say that the quest is doomed to failure because the Slave Lords got cable a couple years back. :lol:


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Post Posted: Thu Jun 09, 2005 4:20 am 
 

http://cgi.ebay.it/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie ... 29303&rd=1

8O

A previously undiscovered edition of the DMG!

288 pages

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Post Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 2:36 pm 
 

This is laughable only in the sense that it made me laugh.  I'm almost tempted to bid.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 5204040074

And have a look at his Accommodation listing if you've got a spare minute or two. :lol:

  

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Post Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 3:44 pm 
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 75936&rd=1



You have to read this one.  I especially like that it includes a protective slip-cover to prevent damage!

  


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Post Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 4:37 pm 
 

dbartman wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 75936&rd=1



You have to read this one. I especially like that it includes a protective slip-cover to prevent damage!




Its a good thing they put the plastic slip cover on, I would hate to see the condition otherwise.



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Post Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 6:30 pm 
 

dbartman wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 75936&rd=1

You have to read this one. I especially like that it includes a protective slip-cover to prevent damage!


You've got it backwards.  The protective cover isn't to protect what's inside from what's outside.   8O   :lol:

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Post Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 8:11 am 
 

Ok, on their own, these aren't all that funny.  But together, it looks like a case of the blind leading (and having his auction description stolen by) the blind.  :lol:

cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a ... 8&rd=1


cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a ... 2&rd=1

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Post Posted: Tue Jun 14, 2005 12:14 pm 
 

deimos3428 wrote:Ok, on their own, these aren't all that funny. But together, it looks like a case of the blind leading (and having his auction description stolen by) the blind. :lol:

cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a ... 8&rd=1


cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a ... 2&rd=1


OK that just plain frightens me.  No original thought whatsoever....

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Post Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 4:59 pm 
 

Ok, it turns out this one is just an auction for some painted miniatures, but the title made me grin.  2nd level fighter/cleric with a 16 DEX, anyone?
cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a ... 2&rd=1

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Post Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 11:46 am 
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 51405&rd=1

Looks like someone was trying to play D&D and grill at the same time.  8O   Either that or someone's toddler needs a beating.

  


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Post Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 12:21 pm 
 

8O  8O  8O

  

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Post Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2005 3:31 pm 
 

KingOfPain wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 51405&rd=1

Looks like someone was trying to play D&D and grill at the same time. 8O  Either that or someone's toddler needs a beating.


Geez, they couldnt' even bother to remove the Half Price Books sticker from the cover either!!!

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Post Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 9:49 am 
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... gory=16489

Apparently they are merchants as well as lycanthropes.


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Post Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 1:54 pm 
 

cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a ... 4&rd=1
Retail Value $36?  What, no accounting for the 25 years of inflation?  :lol:

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Post Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2005 3:02 pm 
 

deimos3428 wrote:cgi.ebay.ca/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&a ... 4&rd=1
Retail Value $36? What, no accounting for the 25 years of inflation? :lol:


Heh shouldn't it be $39 anyway?  I thought the DMG was $15, IIRC. ;)

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Post Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2005 12:10 pm 
 

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Some color loss...this guy kills me.

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