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Post Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:39 pm 
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW

This Efreeti has a breath weapon.

  


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Post Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:35 pm 
 

ifearyeti wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW

This Efreeti has a breath weapon.


:lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Too damn funny!  I love it!

  


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Post Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:29 am 
 

I love this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 69881&rd=1

be prepared to dig deep into your pockets if you want to own this piece of gaming history!

  

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Post Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:31 am 
 

afoolandhis$ wrote:I love this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 69881&rd=1

be prepared to dig deep into your pockets if you want to own this piece of gaming history!


oh wow and they have even been autographed too! i MUST have them!!!

note to anyone who might want to outbid me I AM GOING TO BID.......




honest....

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Post Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:34 am 
 

Just a guess, but I think they might have been inspired by this one (albeit naively):

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... %3AIT&rd=1

  


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Post Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 11:38 am 
 

afoolandhis$ wrote:I love this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 69881&rd=1

be prepared to dig deep into your pockets if you want to own this piece of gaming history!


That guy actually emailed me his auction link. He must have saw that crazy ealier auction for the 2nd print PHB and the 1st print DMG and doesnt know the difference. :wink:


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Post Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 12:16 pm 
 

bclarkie wrote:
afoolandhis$ wrote:I love this one:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 69881&rd=1

be prepared to dig deep into your pockets if you want to own this piece of gaming history!


That guy actually emailed me his auction link. He must have saw that crazy ealier auction for the 2nd print PHB and the 1st print DMG and doesnt know the difference. :wink:


IMHO, he knows pretty well the difference - and twisting the meaning of the words to his advantage - just look at the listing. I find it misleading.

He says sixth printing of the PHB, and first edition of the DMG. If he's aware of the printing of the PHB enough to write it down on the description of the object, he should have been of the DMG too, isn't he?

I generally think for the better about people, but here - as we say in Italy - I feel a rather smokey smell...

:?


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Post Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 2:52 pm 
 

Thought this was rather funny. I may place a bid just on originality alone. :D :lol:

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... 6&rd=1

  


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Post Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 4:37 pm 
 

Yeah, points for effort if nothing else (doesn't even look like a classic MM shambling mound!).

  


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Post Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 3:26 am 
 

This has gotta be the worst D&D auction EVER.   :roll:

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem& ... RK:MEWA:IT

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Post Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 7:14 am 
 

Hahaha,

I saw that one a day ago as well. Thought about e-mailing the guy whether he was willing to 'split' the lot, but then decided it was way too much trouble. Or can I interest anybody in a ludwig drumset?;)

  


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Post Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 12:35 pm 
 

I'm just curious how he intends to ship all those books AND the drumset for only $25.  =)

  


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Post Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 3:17 pm 
 

*looks* a few posts above... :lol: oh man am I cracking up :lol: Who does this?? drums...... :lol:

BTW, are one of you guys Hue_gee_rection with 0 feedback? wait dont answer. bidding on jonb's rares? Funny I typed rare into the role-playing e-bay search and there he was over and over. It's to bad he's a thief...His auction's are for some nice stuff.

Here's something funny :P

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 33625&rd=1


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Post Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 3:44 pm 
 

8O  :P

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 75202&rd=1


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Post Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 10:11 pm 
 



I just snarfed all over my monitor screen! 8O :lol:
I think I am going to bid, because I want to be able to be the first person from the forum to own an AD&D "butthole" :P


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Post Posted: Sun May 01, 2005 10:24 pm 
 

bclarkie wrote:


I just snarfed all over my monitor screen! 8O :lol:
I think I am going to bid, because I want to be able to be the first person from the forum to own an AD&D "butthole" :P

*LOL!!!*. Seller with a sense of humor, too...

Thanks for the smile! :D

  


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Post Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 12:49 pm 
 

Take a look at this exhaustive and over-padded description.  Might want to scoot your chair back a few feet.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW

  

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Post Posted: Tue May 03, 2005 3:30 pm 
 

afoolandhis$ wrote:Take a look at this exhaustive and over-padded description. Might want to scoot your chair back a few feet.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... eName=WDVW


Do they want to sell the shop?

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