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Post Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:28 am 
 

Sea-to-sky-games wrote:I'm very suspicious when only the top of the shrink has been opened.. so they aren't considered to be in the shrinkwrap.

In a very general sense, these items surely are rare.. but not in the collecting community.


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Post Posted: Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:35 am 
 

Kosh Vorlontay wrote:
Damn! He's over here now. :(

Oh well...grab another beer it's time for the cheer...

...and Sea-to-sky-games is still...
...trollin, trollin, trollin...
...dont let this troll keep trollin...
...so ban him, ban him, ban him...
...Lord Foul!!

Hic!


Will you stop that I am starting to get drunk, hic  :lol:

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Post Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 1:26 am 
 

The mind boggles why this is listed under roleplaying ....

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I can see the gaming session now.  The mighty barbarian is stamping down the forrest path when *misses saving throw* he steps in doggie poo.

If any roleplayers need doggie poo to make their scenes more realistic then I am sure my dog is more than happy to produce more poo for you.  After all he is a cross between a shitzu and a poodle or as he is commonly referred to: a Shit Poo.  :lol:

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Post Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:39 am 
 

improvstone wrote:The mind boggles why this is listed under roleplaying ....

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I can see the gaming session now.  The mighty barbarian is stamping down the forrest path when *misses saving throw* he steps in doggie poo.

If any roleplayers need doggie poo to make their scenes more realistic then I am sure my dog is more than happy to produce more poo for you.  After all he is a cross between a shitzu and a poodle or as he is commonly referred to: a Shit Poo.  :lol:


That must be a genuine mint condition Cougie Productions miniature!


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Post Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 4:52 am 
 

Looks at above post....  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Good one.


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Post Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 10:24 am 
 

improvstone wrote:The mind boggles why this is listed under roleplaying ....

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I can see the gaming session now.  The mighty barbarian is stamping down the forrest path when *misses saving throw* he steps in doggie poo.

If any roleplayers need doggie poo to make their scenes more realistic then I am sure my dog is more than happy to produce more poo for you.  After all he is a cross between a shitzu and a poodle or as he is commonly referred to: a Shit Poo.  :lol:


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Post Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 2:54 pm 
 

improvstone wrote:The mind boggles why this is listed under roleplaying ....

cgi.ebay.com/IMAGE-LIFELIKE-FEEL-STICKS ... dZViewItem

I can see the gaming session now.  The mighty barbarian is stamping down the forrest path when *misses saving throw* he steps in doggie poo.

If any roleplayers need doggie poo to make their scenes more realistic then I am sure my dog is more than happy to produce more poo for you.  After all he is a cross between a shitzu and a poodle or as he is commonly referred to: a Shit Poo.  :lol:


That reminds me about the joke about the Foo bird.... :lol:

  

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:36 am 
 

As a seller, if one has Books I, III, and V of Swordbearer,  how does that become "I believe all the original contents are included"?  Does the seller count only odd Roman numerals?

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:19 am 
 

JohnGaunt wrote:As a seller, if one has Books I, III, and V of Swordbearer,  how does that become "I believe all the original contents are included"?  Does the seller count only odd Roman numerals?


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WHAT?! You mean that the Roman alphabet doesn't actually count up 1, 3, 5, etc.? What a moron.  :roll:


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Post Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:24 pm 
 


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I think that it's the chessboard that this guy made for high school shop class. He turned it in and got a D-.

  

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Post Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 3:42 pm 
 

Ah, but it has been "used by excellent condition". Wasn't he a famous roleplayer?


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Post Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 10:00 pm 
 

JohnGaunt wrote:As a seller, if one has Books I, III, and V of Swordbearer,  how does that become "I believe all the original contents are included"?  Does the seller count only odd Roman numerals?


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A quote from the listing:

This auction is for the 1982 Heritage USA fantasy role-playing game Swordbearer by B. Dennis Sustare with Arnold Hendrick, illustrated by Denis Loubet and David Helber.

What I wonder is......is that the Sustare of the Chariot of Sustare spell?


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Post Posted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 11:34 pm 
 

Howdy,


Yes. That is Bunnies & Burrows Sustarre too. The B. stands for Beverly.


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Post Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 1:12 am 
 

The Collector's Trove wrote:Howdy,


Yes. That is Bunnies & Burrows Sustarre too. The B. stands for Beverly.


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"Beverly?"  Poor guy.  Some parents!

  

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Post Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 9:30 am 
 

Dumbass alert!

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Not only is this rare but we won't find another one anywhere.  Apparently he has a vast collection of supre rare items like this basic rulebook:


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Supre...is that Italian?  :?

  

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Post Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:11 am 
 

Kingofpain89 wrote:
Supre...is that Italian?  :?


Yeah, like fragile (fra-ge-lee)  :lol:


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Post Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:11 am 
 

Kingofpain89 wrote:Dumbass alert!


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Not only is this rare but we won't find another one anywhere.  Apparently he has a vast collection of supre rare items like this basic rulebook:


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Supre...is that Italian?  :?


Yea, I saw those last night.  I think that guy must me partially retarded or something.  Also, note that he has B2 listed as a Second Edition adventure.  :roll:

Oh yeah and don't forget to mention this rare piece:

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Post Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 10:56 am 
 

bclarkie wrote:
Oh yeah and don't forget to mention this rare piece:
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8O  8O  8O  8O  8O
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Post Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 5:05 pm 
 

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Yea, I saw those last night.  I think that guy must me partially retarded or something.  Also, note that he has B2 listed as a Second Edition adventure.  :roll:

Oh yeah and don't forget to mention this rare piece:


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:roll:  :roll:  :roll:


Wait!  That isn't rare?  Dang...makes me a fool for paying a dollar for one the other day!   :x


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Post Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:04 am 
 

Those were indeed funny.

Here is the most significant piece of verbal diarrhoea I think I have seen. Get your reading glasses ready....


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