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Post Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:30 pm 
 

maxwell wrote:I am curious how it is going to cost him? :D


It's also going to literally cost him. By my math (could be off), this clown is looking at $4.80 + $1.31 + $26.81 = $32.92 in insertion and final-value fees, all of which eBay will happily collect.

Then there's the confusion of wondering why the "buyer" isn't paying — followed by the realization that he's been had.

Then there's the inevitable negative feedback.

Finally, there's jumping through all of eBay's hoops to try and get some money back.

I'd feel sorry for the guy if he hadn't already combined cluelessness with a foul-mouthed rant. This idiot is not off to a good start on eBay.

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Post Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:46 pm 
 

That -1 feedback he'll inevitably end up with will certainly make it more difficult to actually sell stuff, as people don't trust people with negative numbers on feedback profiles.

The *ahem* person in question never saw fit to reply to my email regarding this *ahem* priceless wonder.  A DDG for $1000?  Obviously the kid has no clue about the law of supply and demand.



  

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Post Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:05 pm 
 

He obviously has no clue about life in general. Perhaps when he graduates from UoC he will learn the truths about life.


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Post Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 11:42 pm 
 

Xaxaxe wrote:
maxwell wrote:I am curious how it is going to cost him? :D


It's also going to literally cost him. By my math (could be off), this clown is looking at $4.80 + $1.31 + $26.81 = $32.92 in insertion and final-value fees, all of which eBay will happily collect.

Then there's the confusion of wondering why the "buyer" isn't paying — followed by the realization that he's been had.

Then there's the inevitable negative feedback.

Finally, there's jumping through all of eBay's hoops to try and get some money back.

I'd feel sorry for the guy if he hadn't already combined cluelessness with a foul-mouthed rant. This idiot is not off to a good start on eBay.


The funniest part is "Fucknut" himself is probably getting all excited thinking about spending the $1000 in his head....making a mental list...let's see, new ipod, Britany Speares new album, Spiderman bedsheets, some whack-off porno mags(get my older brother to buy those for me), some of those kewl new 3rd edition books with those bad ass guys wearing tattoos, spikes and stubble on the cover, Yugioh cards, 20 packs of Bubble Yum, Hellboy DVD,  new Grand Theft Auto game, the list goes on.  What a sap.

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Post Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:35 am 
 

Spider-Man bedsheets. Now THAT is funny.


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Post Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 9:49 am 
 

Deadlord36 wrote:Spider-Man bedsheets. Now THAT is funny.


Hey I had some of those...when I was 8.  Badgered my mom into buying them.  I think they had Incredible Hulk  and Captain America also, but my first loyalty was to the man in the webs....

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Post Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 6:03 pm 
 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 5944588987

Any guesses on what's going through "Fucknut" 's mind right now?

"Hmmm ... I sent out a nice letter to the high bidder, but I haven't heard a thing. Oh, well, it's only been a day or so ..."

This poor, dumb bastard: every day that passes is going to make him more and more nervous about getting paid. Then, finally, the light bulb will go on ...  :idea: ... and it will hit him: "I'm not going to be paid. Mostly because I'm a moron. And I owe eBay $32. And I now have negative feedback. I'm a very stupid person."

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Post Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 11:03 pm 
 

You know, I'm just going to sit back and watch the fireworks begin.  This should be fun.  :twisted:



  

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Post Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 11:02 am 
 

Xaxaxe wrote:http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 5944588987

Any guesses on what's going through "Fucknut" 's mind right now?

"Hmmm ... I sent out a nice letter to the high bidder, but I haven't heard a thing. Oh, well, it's only been a day or so ..."

This poor, dumb bastard: every day that passes is going to make him more and more nervous about getting paid. Then, finally, the light bulb will go on ...  :idea: ... and it will hit him: "I'm not going to be paid. Mostly because I'm a moron. And I owe eBay $32. And I now have negative feedback. I'm a very stupid person."


So Fucknut is not getting the Spiderman bedsheets after all?

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Post Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:40 pm 
 

I don't want to mess around with our friend whitey.  Fucknut got his well deserved negative feedback already!

What can I say? Auction price speaks for itself.



  

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Post Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 5:28 pm 
 

Great start to Ebay for that guy (fucknut)


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Post Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 3:36 pm 
 

Not at that BIN price 8O  What's this guy hopping for? :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 64146&rd=1

Oh wait, it's ashhoe :lol:


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Post Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 9:15 am 
 

invincibleoverlord wrote:Not at that BIN price 8O  What's this guy hopping for? :lol:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... 64146&rd=1

Oh wait, it's ashhoe :lol:

It's a high BIN, but nothing says you have to pay it.  At least it's not a high minimum.  More importantly, why would you even look at it when the same seller has two 1st printings up right now?  :wink:  Prices are pretty low at the moment.

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Post Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 10:20 am 
 

It's all well and fine :) . I was just laughing about the "You love it!!" and the eBay screen name ashhoe. The MM without the BIN looks way nicer than the other dog, and I see some Acaeum members already after some of this guys other treats. Good Luck all!


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Post Posted: Thu Dec 30, 2004 12:55 pm 
 

invincibleoverlord wrote:It's all well and fine :) . I was just laughing about the "You love it!!" and the eBay screen name ashhoe. The MM without the BIN looks way nicer than the other dog, and I see some Acaeum members already after some of this guys other treats. Good Luck all!


Pretty hilarious.  I also like the part where he says "I'm not gonna jerk you around on the shipping either, whatever it is will be what you pay."

He won't jerk you around on shipping but will he jerk you around on everything else maybe?  Be careful Aneoth.  :D

  


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Post Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 1:50 pm 
 

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... Track=true


It's Tonya's swap shop. Why did I always think it was Tony ass wap shop?

  

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Post Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 5:32 pm 
 

ifearyeti wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... Track=true


It's Tonya's swap shop. Why did I always think it was Tony ass wap shop?


Yeah, I thought the same thing and I doubt we're alone.  I wonder if the seller realizes it.  
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Post Posted: Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:01 pm 
 

I think most people pick out the "ass" in the user name then try to read the rest of it  :lol:

  
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