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mbassoc2003
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Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 11:33 pm

I'll go for chocolatestarfish.

This week I've been mostly eating . . . The white ones with the little red flecks in them.

killjoy32
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 2:51 am

mbassoc2003 wrote::lol: I'll go for chocolatestarfish.

sounds too close to a Limp Bizkit album that. you will have all the teen-girlies flocking round you if youre not careful

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Deadlord
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 8:23 am

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... L:RTQ:US:1

Look at the response to my question.

If you hit a Rowsdower, you get to keep it.

killjoy32
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:38 am

Deadlord39 wrote:http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... L:RTQ:US:1

Look at the response to my question.

lol!! worn!! sheesh thats like decimated...not worn!

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Deadlord
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:22 pm

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vi ... L:RTQ:US:1

This guy is a few fries short of a Happy Meal. Look at the reply to my question.

If you hit a Rowsdower, you get to keep it.

Dungeondad
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 7:47 pm

If I kick in a few bucks for shipping, will you share her with me?

Well THAT went over like a turd in a punchbowl!

FormCritic
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:44 pm

I asked him a question too. Much fun! :lol:

"But I have watched the dragons come, fire-eyed, across the world."

Xaxaxe
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:51 pm

What a genius. "It got you to look" ... yeah, dude, you're really being overwhelmed with bids there. :roll:

And the $10 to ship and $3 handling fee is quite the bargain, too.

He probably got the idea from the gold-farming listings for World of Warcraft. Most of those use soft-core pornography for their photos.

I joined in on the question-asking parade, too. Except I was really rude about it.

bclarkie
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:54 pm

Xaxaxe wrote:I joined in on the question-asking parade, too. Except I was really rude about it.

Somehow, I don't find that very hard to believe. :wink:

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Neitzche

Xaxaxe
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:55 pm

A slight off-topic lurch: I just reminded myself of the recent Penny Arcade strip where one of the characters eliminates eBay and just buys a real, live WoW gold-farmer.

Penny Arcade - The Insuperable Barrier Of Language

Okay, back to our regular mocking of listings ... :wink:

Blackmoor
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:56 pm

Xaxaxe wrote:What a genius. "It got you to look" ... yeah, dude, you're really being overwhelmed with bids there. And the $10 to ship and $3 handling fee is quite the bargain, too.

He probably got the idea from the gold-farming listings for World of Warcraft. Most of those use soft-core pornography for their photos.

I joined in on the question-asking parade, too. Except I was really rude about it.

Great fun guys :lol:

Games can get you through times of no money but money can not get you through times of no games!!

Xaxaxe
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:58 pm

bclarkie wrote:Somehow, I don't find that very hard to believe.

Hey!

No commentary from the 3,000 Club, please. :wink:

bclarkie
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:58 pm

Xaxaxe wrote:
bclarkie wrote:Somehow, I don't find that very hard to believe.

Hey!

No commentary from the 3,000 Club, please.

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." -Neitzche

killjoy32
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 5:08 am

Blackmoor wrote:
Xaxaxe wrote:What a genius. "It got you to look" ... yeah, dude, you're really being overwhelmed with bids there. And the $10 to ship and $3 handling fee is quite the bargain, too.

He probably got the idea from the gold-farming listings for World of Warcraft. Most of those use soft-core pornography for their photos.

I joined in on the question-asking parade, too. Except I was really rude about it.

Great fun guys

yeah his "deals" aint doing so good now that its been let out the bag that the babe doesnt come free

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deimos3428
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:21 am

That's it, I'm sticking to illegal PDFs. At least you know what you're getting. :roll:

cgi.ebay.ca/OVER-70-D-D-DUNGEONS-AND-DR ... dZViewItem

killjoy32
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:45 am

deimos3428 wrote:That's it, I'm sticking to illegal PDFs. At least you know what you're getting.

cgi.ebay.ca/OVER-70-D-D-DUNGEONS-AND-DR ... dZViewItem

lol! how to contradict oneself "The boxes are completely random but i do have a detailed list of all the books available in these two auctions."

so um they are not quite random then are they? if you have a list, why not just feckin list it

muppet...

Al

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killjoy32
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 9:46 am

i think i feel another wandering monster coming on, for frank to develop.

idiot sellers

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Xaxaxe
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Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 4:22 pm

There's a scam in there somewhere ... my guess is it's an attempt to get some coin for some fairly common items in thrashed shape.

My question for the seller: "You realize it would take about 2.8 seconds to copy your 'detailed list' into the actual auction, don't you?"

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