Thanks dark. That one's been bothering me for a while. I'm going to make up my own grading system (warning, sarcasm-o-meter has gone critical!

) :
Uber L33t!!! -- Perfect, as printed.*
Wicked Awesome -- minor scuffs and dog-ears.
Near Mint -- a well played copy. May have someone's name written inside. Call them and offer to change their long-distance plan.
Good-For-Its-Age -- large tears, spine cracked, cover scuffed. Sentimental value added at very little additional cost.
Gnarly -- Dog-chewed, Coke stains, cover missing. Only minor cigarette burns.
Toxic -- This copy is on fire at the moment, or has been exposed to radioactive waste. A "playing" copy.
*This condition does not actually exist, but is provided for theoretical purposes.